#work bffs

[internetaddict104]

I started The Pitt and have a question

Was I supposed to fall in love with Langdon immediately??? Like he starts as a dick with a heart of gold then he turns into like a dad for everyone within 1 episode and he’s hot and has cute slightly floppy boyband hair and I love him

[thehopefulwonderlandcollector]

(Loki & Mobius walk up to a newly purchased car parked by the sidewalk. Loki proudly wields its keys from his pocket.)

Loki: Okay, Mobius, hop on in.

Mobius (still walking without so much as a sideways glance at the car) Nope.

Loki (overlapping with Mobius’ “uh-uh, uh-uh”): Hey hey hey hey hey, where you going?!? What are you doing?!?

Mobius: Loki, there’s a time shortage. We’re walking.

Loki: “WALKING?!?!?!?”

Mobius: Yep.

Loki: No! (recoils and latches himself onto the car, trying to pull the door open as Mobius tries to pull him off): Hey, no-(Mobius pulls harder, obviously winning, saying “Loki, come on”)-but-no no! Look at my baby! She needs to be driven! (With one final grunt and yank, Mobius pulls Loki free of the car, dragging him down the street by his wrist as Loki keeps desperately yelling at his car) Baby! I’ll call you!!

[asmileisuniversal]

How I know that I've officially made friends at work

1. A bunch of us went to lunch for drinks and gossip.

2. Kristina trusted me enough to tell me a  HUGE secret.

3. People make fun of my "unique" voice and tell me they can hear me from the break room.

4. Meghan just text me to tell me that target has their shoes on sale.

[whatshouldwecallnursing]

WHEN I GET TO WORK AND SEE THAT ALL MY FAVORITE COWORKERS ARE ON WITH ME

[iamlxc]

Completely unrelated to your gay sex, I need you to put these vinyls on hold for me.

Krystina