Not today Justin
Sweet Seals For You, Always
noise dept.
Claire Keane
roma★
Misplaced Lens Cap
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
$LAYYYTER
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Love Begins
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@iamlxc
My professor today was like, “One of my biggest pet peeves is when people say bird legs bend backwards. They DON’T! That’s their ankle! People just can’t see their knees under the feathers.”
I thought to myself, this is the kind of personal detail that goes into an NPC character in a book. Really annoyed about people misunderstanding bird anatomy.
I want everyone to know that there are queers in the hollers of Appalachia, in the bayous and marshland of the Deep South, in Southwestern deserts, through the Ozark mountains and up to the Rockies. There are queers in the Great Plains, there are queers in rural America, in trailer parks of the Osage foothills. In the places you least expect us to live, we are here, carving out community and fighting for liberation with pride despite it all. Stop forgetting about us. Stop overlooking our experiences and our impact just because we don’t live in a Big Gay City. And for the love of God, stop looking at us with pity.
Happy Pride Month 2022!!!
Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did last year!
since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons
@mattxiv
👑 reniadeb 🐀
I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.
Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.
At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.
One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.
That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days
Placing these one after another makes it look like he left got a lighthouse job and came back six months later to update the drive through employee
[Transcript: A tiktok by jetbentlee.
“Hey, children! Listen! Today I’m going to make the best butter in the world! Because you know why? Garlic Butter; fish; chicken; meat; vegetarian; you even eat it by itself with toast. Perfect!”
“8 ingredients- very simple. You have parsley, lemon, shallots, garlic, and butter. Tabasco, salt, white pepper. I like white pepper better. Gives it very good harmony.”
[*Adding ingredients to mixing bowl*] “Parsley in the butter. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Lemon juice- squeeze it in. Make sure seed is not in there.* One whole shallot. Garlic- same size. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Ah, fuck! Got it in my eye! Oooh, ooh!”
“Get the tabasco- drop, drop, drop, drop. 1, 2, 12, 4, 5, 6, 7. A pinch of salt. Boom, boom. White pepper. A pinch. Stir, stir, stir.”
[*Brings to blender*] “Okay, pack it in. Everything goes in. [*Blender noises*] See when it’s done. Look at the texture. I like to store it with saran wrap. Just going to roll it. Now, I’m going to show you how to use this.”
[*Pounds meat and seasons it*] [*Cooks egg and puts garlic butter on top*] [*Oil sizzles as meat is put in pan and topped with garlic butter*] [*Toast is buttered*] [*Steak, spinach, yellow peppers added to toast.*] [*Lowers egg toward toast*]
“Now slide it down without breaking the yolks. That’s the trick. [*Sandwich is sliced in half*] This is one way you can use my garlic butter.” ]
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(*= I’m not sure if I heard this line correctly. Sorry if I made a mistake!)
How removing vodka from the supermarket shelves gonna get at Putin when most of the vodka being sold is not…Russian 🤣
@big-bannock-goth-gf i think it’s because people have been told the only legitimate form of political expression (besides voting~) is to ‘vote with their dollars.’ so when a crisis comes up and they feel helpless, they turn to what they know: buying, or not buying.
i saw someone on tiktok complaining about how people are only getting into shakespeare now because a24 made a new macbeth.. girl are you rlly trying to gatekeep shakespeare rn
Yea Shakespeare, that indie and really underrated playwright? I'm sure you never heard about him in your 8th grade English class.
Ugh, Shakespeare’s gotten so mainstream these past several hundred years.
I think the counters at popular chain coffee shops I won't name should be replaced with a fully covered area where customers can't see the employees faces or what they're doing. I'm talking once ler levels of obfuscation. The counter should look like this
secondly, the whole enclosed area should constantly emit various steams and smokes like a horrible machine, and employees should be encouraged to make as much conspicuous noise as possible. I want customers to walk up to what is basically a steel wall on a steel counter, nervously place their order in a microphone, hand over their method of payment through a small door, have it returned, then the cashier slams shut the door, they hear an absolute cacophany for a minute and their drink and receipt are unceremoniously slid out the very same little door in the wall
No, this should be all retail and food services
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LESBIAN IN THESE CONDITIONS
Was nobody gonna tell me they had a storyboard of Dolores reenacting the velociraptor kitchen scene with Bruno and Mirabel?!
I mean look at this
Hilarious
