[Transcript: A tiktok by jetbentlee.
“Hey, children! Listen! Today I’m going to make the best butter in the world! Because you know why? Garlic Butter; fish; chicken; meat; vegetarian; you even eat it by itself with toast. Perfect!”
“8 ingredients- very simple. You have parsley, lemon, shallots, garlic, and butter. Tabasco, salt, white pepper. I like white pepper better. Gives it very good harmony.”
[*Adding ingredients to mixing bowl*] “Parsley in the butter. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Lemon juice- squeeze it in. Make sure seed is not in there.* One whole shallot. Garlic- same size. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Ah, fuck! Got it in my eye! Oooh, ooh!”
“Get the tabasco- drop, drop, drop, drop. 1, 2, 12, 4, 5, 6, 7. A pinch of salt. Boom, boom. White pepper. A pinch. Stir, stir, stir.”
[*Brings to blender*] “Okay, pack it in. Everything goes in. [*Blender noises*] See when it’s done. Look at the texture. I like to store it with saran wrap. Just going to roll it. Now, I’m going to show you how to use this.”
[*Pounds meat and seasons it*] [*Cooks egg and puts garlic butter on top*] [*Oil sizzles as meat is put in pan and topped with garlic butter*] [*Toast is buttered*] [*Steak, spinach, yellow peppers added to toast.*] [*Lowers egg toward toast*]
“Now slide it down without breaking the yolks. That’s the trick. [*Sandwich is sliced in half*] This is one way you can use my garlic butter.” ]
(*= I’m not sure if I heard this line correctly. Sorry if I made a mistake!)