#workday woes

[bethany-sensei]

*singing at my coworkers* Now I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside

[bethany-sensei]

I am currently without Minion, and lemme tell ya, the kitchen is surreal when I'm here all alone early in the morning. Like: nothing to see here, just me and the ghosts, listening to the cries of the damned*, no biggie. *not actually the cries of the damned. Just the cries of old kitchen equipment in need of maintenance.

[mxanigel]

currently throwing science at the wall to see what sticks and nothing is sticking

[crushing83]

This morning, a coworker asked me “what’s one good thing that you’ve done this week?” and I almost said “well, i’m still alive.” 

Probably a little too heavy for hump day morning elevator ride conversation. 

[bethany-sensei]

Migraine day 4: telling myself that I dealt with this level of pain and overall impairment throughout about 30% of high school and that turned out okay.

[bethany-sensei]

Migraine is my copilot today, it would seem. :/

[bethany-sensei]

If my boss thinks I'm awake right now, I have him really well fooled.

[bethany-sensei]

I wonder if my boss can hear the sound of the blood vessels in my forehead bursting.