DONT CROSS PICKET LINES- DIGITAL OR OTHERWISE!!
If you shop Amazon this Prime Day, I hope your fucking birth control fails.
Amazon employees are protesting over working conditions that wouldnt be fit for an actual workhorse. They have more than a right to be frustrated.
When you buy cheap Chinese garbage via Amazon today anyway, you are saying to them "Fuck your backbreaking labor and unsafe environment, your employer/slaveowner has shit on sale, so Im gonna give them my money."
There are literally millions of other online stores, and the Prime Day deals are kinda shitty, anyway.
Oh, $30 for some expired Redkin conditioner you had chillin' in a warehouse, instead of $35.99?
Well, chap my ass an call me a complicit contributor to the deathcult of capitalism!
If you give that slithering, soul-less, fucking reptilian that is Bezos a single fucking dime today, I 110% hope and pray something goes horribly wrong for you.
I hope you chip a tooth, or blow a tire. I hope you lose a job you desperately needed, or find a beloved family photo has been ruined.
Decent. Human. Beings. Dont. Fuck. Laborers.
Decent. Human. Beings. Dont. Cross. Picket. Lines.
Be decent.
Or may a toddler stick a dirty, slobbery, sticky finger in your mouth while you're trying to talk.
