… Yes… Yes… Soon we shan’t worry about filth in its workings. It is practically complete.
It’s a regal piece of junk to be sure, with what we had to use for it. But everything necessary to the function is here. The ease of operation and loading/unloading could need work though…
We have just put it together, young Igor. We will figure solutions in time as we test and use it. All it needs now before we can begin the true fruit of our labor is some dusting.
High time to get started then, huh? How long have we been working on this big secret project of yours? I ain’t ever kept track, Arliss.
Ever since that foul roach-beast struck the Ventricas. In the days since, there has been an invasion from the lobsters of the west, and the traitor silkborne came out of death and slaughtered our coworkers. With the Architect now beginning an inspection of the works…
You have no idea how glad I am we can begin, are you? So much death down here, and to what end? Damnation? What we have here is bigger than either of us, Igor. It will undo what our mortal limits and luck set for us.
Our faith goes to this great machine of ours, of which only we can operate… No one will know of what greatness we try.
Never so much, so condensed in a single space… It’s so much… It’s painted red and black in there.
I swear I recognize some of the dead or dying. Pat, Micheal… fucking Harvey?! I think there’s still some poor sods in there fighting… They’re screaming and shouting, at some white thing dashing back and forth in there.
Each of the bodies I looked at seemed to have died differently. Fosha had a perfect hole in her face, Pat was covered in cuts… I couldn’t even tell what happened to the poor chaps reduced to bloody, crushed chitin. What ungodly beast is in there?!
… I don’t call myself spiritual but I had a motherffFUCKING HUNCH… some bullshit was gonna go down one of these days… Is this it? My ultimate test of judgement?
… Sod it, Jack. I’ve beaten bigger things before with this ol’ twistpin… my boys need help! What am I doing cowering back here?!
Citadel be with me… This’ll be my absolution.
…
Wretched BEASTS!
(Jack drops down, slamming his twistpin into the ground in an overhead swoop. He stands up to leer at his surroundings.)
Kill my fellows, kill our handiwork… I’ll kill you my damn self! SHOW YOURSELVES!!
…
(There is no answer.)
…
It’s… i-it’s… quiet?
(Jack looks around… Bodies, all in different ways of death. The floor he stands on is wet with hemolymph… He looks up and sees the evidently-damaged Ventrica. An Underloft is perched on some scaffolding, peering over, terrified. He calls out.)
M-Murray?! What in our god’s name is going on in here?
…
R-RUN!!!
(Murray yells at him as dashing movement and sound comes from his side. A sharp pain is jammed into the joint between his head and his body, before a weight is thrown against it, kicking off him as the pointed pin recedes.)
(Jack screams as he’s knocked to the ground, twistpin rattling to a stop next to him. He crawls back up, feels his bleeding neck and glares at the ghostly, masked figure standing far in front of him.)
(He stretches his joints.)
Howling wraith…?! Oh… Go back to your tomb, specter!
RETURN TO MEMORY!
…
(The bloodied spectre proved evasive… Even with Murray and some random Underscrub gaining the courage to fight with him, soon enough they were struck down too, joining the growing collection of bodies on the floor.)
… FUCK-… Please, CEASE!
(Jack yelled, sweeping his twistpin in a large horizontal arc… No matter how fast he was, this ghost was too quick, too good. As if he was fighting something indeed incorporeal. It felt as if he was only hitting it when it wanted him to hit it, judging by the sound not of pin striking flesh but of metallic clanking, of pin meeting pin.)
(He heaved, digging his twistpin into the ground as he caught his breath after another blow… He looked up to see the ghost above him, bearing down as light and fog built up around him. He saw his demise, and retreated into his studded shell.)
(Nothing could’ve prepared him for the holy pain that came down onto his back. The feeling of even his hearty shell splintering from force and weight as a longpin pierced deep through his armor. He screams.)
(When the weight crushes him no longer, he brings himself to stand… His form has been thoroughly broken and beaten, and looks to his Twistpin still dug into the floor.)
… Please… come… on…!
(He limps towards it, to wield it once more in a desperate last stand, but feels a powerful kick hit his side… He stumbles backward, catching himself in the open Ventrica chamber.)
(He gasped… somehow he fit? His form hurt like no pain he had ever felt… The Ventrica door closed in front of him, safely sealing him inside.)
(His voice hurts to speak, to hear. He can only whimper, weakly…)
I… oh… no more… I… I failed… I fucked… up… huff…
(The ghost stares at him through the transparent door. It steps back, and withdraws its longpin… Had he lived this encounter?)
No… no I can’t… I couldn’t… T-this… uuuuggghhh… my shell…!
(He shifted his weight, there really wasn’t that much room in here with his fractured bulk.)
…
No… Nononono, wait, WAIT, STOP.
(The Ventrica chamber shook. He remembered what state it was in when he saw it earlier.)
S-shut it off! It’s busted! I-… fuckfuckfuck-
(He scrambled to find the controls, but between his size and his condition he could do nothing but change which wall he leaned against. Steam started building around the chamber as the floor heated up.)
Stop- STOP. I don’t want to- use it-right now! LET ME OUT.
S-… stop-!
(The chamber rocketed upwards… and was nearly instantly met with part of the tube it was traveling on being dislocated and off-angle. It snagged, and with its momentum, the chamber was crushed and mangled mid-air.)
(Steam frantically billowed everywhere, before the chamber loosened, creaked, and screeched back to earth with a mighty crash as it landed, completing the symphony of catastrophic failure.)
…
(Blood trickled out from the wreckage… anything organic within was very, very dead.)
(The ghost saw the sight of steaming metal, powdered chitin and torn-up organs, and cackled triumphantly.)
A cogfly approaches, providing each of the Underworkers with three documents: A map of the newly-renovated Underworks, a manual of new protocols and instructions, and a letter bearing the seal of the Architects. The letter reads as follows:
To Any and All Underworkers,
I have reworked the Underworks, getting rid of unnecessary equipment and rooms, improving the safety of remaining equipment, and installing new exits and lounges. I encourage you to read the manual and the map, and to do as the manual says. If you have any complaints or suggestions, there are pens and paper in both lounges where you can write your criticisms and deposit them in a box. Alternatively, both lounges have devices you can record your criticisms on. I will attempt to address any criticism when I am able.
Sincerely, the Twelfth of the Architects of the Citadel.
@twelfth-architect-official
(If you are confused, read the fic at the bottom of my masterlist of fics in my Pinned Post. It's titled, "Underworks, Reworked.")
…?!? Wh- Oh, I knew the Architects were up to some renovation baloney but… They’re done?? Already?? I…
…
Oh god, mr. Arliss isn’t gonna be happy when he hears about this. Where is that dufflebag anyway? I haven’t seen him in days… Nor have I checked on the machine, oh silk be with me…
(…)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Permanent benches, 8 hours a cycle of rest? Is management trying to make us go soft!? What miteshit! If I wanted to sleep undisturbed, I’d just pass out where I stood! Ughh…! If I catch that Igor fool taking it up on this overhaul nonsense, I’m doing that bloody science school project alone.
… Where did my energy for working on that thing go anyway? And with the renovation, did…
Mine was a load of bullshit really. Everything gave me an issue at least once and yet I somehow made it… It wasn’t to the golden halls for my perseverance though, I got brought down here instead. Nothing else to do now but see where it goes.
What my story was is irrelevant. I do not imagine it was anything special anyway.