#worldoflight

[toniinfante]

Smash.

https://www.patreon.com/toniinfante

[thesaxdragon]

Why has no one mentioned this bit of gold? The world is going to shit, everyone’s dying all around him from lasers from a deity or something...Falco tries to outfly it in his Arwing, Sonic tries to outrun it, and Link and Samus try to fight it....And Solid Snake? He’s hiding in a goddamn box...on a cliff/mountain, and it’s just the most conspicuous looking box ever....and I just love it.

[redclawedpro]

Kirby is off to save every-

[heavylobstervul]

LEAKED YOSHI FIGHT VS JOKER IN WORD OF LIGHT 2019

[spicy-neon]

Bear this torchic

[thesaxdragon]

Hey guys, I’m working on the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Theme song. It’s about 10% finished right now....tons more instruments to add. Anyway, please take a moment and listen and give me some feedback. I hope you dig it. 

[pazzariablog]

The Workshop Door Has Closed, Which Is Usually When Things Become Concerning

The workshop door is closing for a little while.

Do not panic.

Well.

Panic a small amount if you must, but do try to keep it tasteful. There are parchments everywhere, three bottles are humming, and Spark has acquired a paintbrush that I am almost certain was not approved by any formal magical authority. 🐸✨

Pazzaria Productions will be taking a short pause from the regular posting rhythm while several new pieces of LIGHT are prepared:

📖 A free Apple Book called How to Command Magic (You Can’t) 🎵 Wondrous musical soundtracks returning to streaming platforms 🛍️ Three new magical pieces of integrated merchandise

As for me, I have locked myself inside the workshop.

This is not alarming.

This is merely how great work occasionally begins: with candlelight, mild confusion, and a flying frog painting glowing streaks across the ceiling as if ceilings are somehow “optional.” They are not. I checked.

The workshop may be quiet from the outside, but inside?

Oh, inside the air is twitching.

The bottles are whispering.

The pages are turning before they are touched.

And somewhere above my head, Spark is making the exact face one makes before causing a mess that future historians will describe as “technically avoidable.” 🧙✨

I won’t be gone long.

The next chapter is being prepared.

More magic soon.

— Zosimos Unofficially supervised by no one

[pazzariablog]

Zosimos Officially Declares 50 Uploads to Be “A Reasonable Amount of Magical Nonsense”

BEHOLD.

Zosimos has examined the official Pazzaria T.V. milestone certificate, stared at it for nine minutes, tapped it with a spoon, whispered something deeply unnecessary into a jar of glitter, and concluded the following:

No.

It is a stack of tiny portals. A parade of enchanted nonsense. A suspiciously organized heap of moving pictures. A frog-adjacent thunderclap of commitment.

Spark, naturally, handled the occasion with dignity, grace, and absolutely irresponsible amounts of glowing magical paint.

I, Zosimos, would like the record to show that I personally predicted this milestone after misreading a soup label in 2017.

Was I correct? Eventually.

Was the soup involved? Legally, I cannot say.

But Pazzaria T.V. has now reached 50 uploads, and that means the world of LIGHT has grown just a little louder, stranger, brighter, and more difficult to explain at dinner parties.

Excellent.

Carry on, tiny portal-watchers. The next fifty may require goggles.

— Zosimos Keeper of Unnecessary Announcements Occasional Spoon-Tapper Unlicensed Milestone Inspector

More from LIGHT lives here: https://www.pazzaria.com