#worldofvenari

[goblinsstolemybrain]

I actually managed to finish a draft of a story today, and I'm pretty happy with it. I might even share it on here before the year is out.

But before that... I think I might treat myself to a day off. Y'know, cos it's Christmas tomorrow and all that.

[goblinsstolemybrain]

Hi folks,

Here's my last bit of promo for today. I promise.

Click the link for a FREE digital copy of my novella, "Creep". It's a delightful fiendish fantasy tale containing goblins, monsters, and a touch of gore and humour... and it's a great way to enter my monstrous world of Venari!

Creep

Welcome to the monstrous world of Venari... try not to get eaten... Angus Rutland has been to war and now it’s time to go back home. Battle

It won't cost you a penny. All I need is your soul... your email address. And you can unsubscribe at any time.

Enjoy!

Stay delicious, Lou

[goblinsstolemybrain]

Question of the Week... weapons edition

I'm trying something new here. Each week I'm gonna ask a question on social media about something to do with books or fantasy... or whatever pops into my head.

Here's the first one!

if you found yourself stuck in a monstrous medieval / fantasy world, which 3 weapons would you want to be carrying?

I guess mine would be:

⚔️ an enchanted sword ⚔️ (see: Absolution in "Everfrost" and "The Blade of Absolution")

⚔️ a badass club💀 (keep an eye out for Brain Basher in "The Blade of Absolution" when it comes!)

⚔️ a magic hammer 🔨(see "Born in Sludge" for details... and my short story called "A Raw Deal"... although that won't be the last time you see Carnage...)

What about you?

[goblinsstolemybrain]

I'm loving how the first page of each chapter is looking in the paperback for #InTheWoodsOfWaiting. So pretty!

Pre-order from me here: https://buff.ly/3x9v4RU

Pre-order from loads of places here: https://buff.ly/3ZAynAH

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Question of the Week... Wizard edition!

It's Monday (already... how did that happen?), so it's time for #QuestionoftheWeek again. This week's question is...

An unhinged wizard offers you a choice of immortality, the ability to fly, or the power of invisibility.

Which one do you pick and why?

[goblinsstolemybrain]

Question of the Week...

It's Monday! That means it's time for #QuestionOfTheWeek!

This week's question is...

Imagine you're about to steal a load of treasure from a dragon. Which five people have you got on your team, and why?

These people can be folks you know, characters (books/films/games/comics), historical figures, or beings from folklore.

[goblinsstolemybrain]

Hi folks!

It's my birthday tomorrow, so I thought I'd give you a present (am I doing this right??). "Banished" is currently FREE on Kindle US and UK!

Just search for "Lou Yardley Banished" or head here:

https://storyoriginapp.com/universalbooklinks/d4b514ec-3339-11ed-aea0-47be0f18ca95

Offer ends at the end of the weekend, so grab your copy now!

Stay delicious!

[goblinsstolemybrain]

Banished (Venari, Book 1)

Dark | Fantasy | Horror | Demons

Hello my new awesome tumblr friends!

I know this is my second post here and it kinda feels weird to start promoting my stuff already, but here we are! 

My dark fantasy novel (with some gory bits and a bit of odd humour), “Banished”, is currently FREE on Amazon. Which is nice, right?

It’s free until Sunday (I think), so go grab it now. If you enjoy it, the next book in the series, “Everfrost”, is 99p/99c until Sunday too! 

Stay delicious!