Dragon's Green - Scarlett Thomas
My Goodreads Rating: 5/5 Stars
Genre: Middle Grade Fantasy
Format I read it in: Audiobook narrated by Roger Allam
Thoughts: This was an absolute roller coaster. I originally listened to it because of the narration but I definitely stayed for the plot and characters
No one has a normal name and I'm living for it
Roger Allams natural snark and syrupy voice makes this novel perfect
The 11yo protagonists reading Antigone and Oedipus Rex in school lmao ("it was very sad but more importantly it was tragic")
A school for the gifted, troubled and strange
A child abuse victim standing up to his abuser
Criticism of the diet and beauty industry in a children's book hell yeah
There's no ethical consumption of princesses under capitalism
A teacher doing a drug test with a student be cause she suddenly got good a tennis
"tennis court three is haunted"
Modern technology? No what about just using modems and pagers again
The Dim Web (it's the dark web but for magic lmao)
Three royal babies and a prime minister mentioned a cryptids alongside Nessie and Bigfoot
The concept of last readers is pretty cool
Roger Allam could read me the Yellow Pages and I'd be hooked tbh