#wormtial

[you-cant-be-sirius]

*The Marauders are on a hike*

Peter: It’s beautiful out here.

James: And quiet.

Remus: Too quiet.

James: Did we lose someone?

*cut to Sirius with a bear in a headlock*

[you-cant-be-sirius]

Sirius, at Peter's funeral: I need a moment with him. Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves* Sirius, leaning over Peter's coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead. Peter, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

[iwriteasfotini]

We build a card tower in our room with an exploding snap deck. As I’m placing a card near the top, the whole thing explodes and I yelp as my eyebrows catch fire. I tap my face with my hands to extinguish the flames but I can tell the damage is done. Sure enough, when I go look in the bathroom mirror, my eyebrows are mostly gone leaving me with a permanently startled expression. 

“It’s not funny,” I say to the others who are all laughing, even Remus.  

“Is so, you look like a startled chipmunk!”

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[gypsophila-l-taxa]