#worst enemy

[haroldsaxonthoschei]

Why is “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” reserved for bad things? I wouldn’t wish my favourite stuff on them either. Because they’re my worst enemy. I don’t like them

[eldritchbauble]

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" well I would. I have a little jar of malice in my soul.

[jsmifty]

one year older, non the wiser -- Happy birthday to me

anyway everyone is legally required to be slightly nicer to me today because i like did another lap of life or something i dont know. so cool wow

do people even make birthday posts? idk but i do

[randommmthoughts]

Remus Lupin I found you

[learningfromlosing]

My worst enemy? My bladder. Toilet paper? Gone. Movie? Paused. Comfy? Not anymore. Sleepy? Too bad. Just went? Go again. Water? Drunk. Hydrated? At what cost?

[voltaero]

Surely the power of love will get us out of this

[oh-my-damn]

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy"

I fucking would. I am actively making witch-craft level wishes to ensure that happens

"I'm not going to sink to their level"

Consider me the fucking titanic. I am sinking below and beyond what you'd ever expect. At this point me and the iceberg are fucking homies.

"I'm the bigger person"

While physically I may be 6 feet tall, or even 7 feet tall, I have decided to act like I am no taller than 4 feet. This applies to every argument I will ever be in, past present or future. I am 4 feet tall and so I will act accordingly.

The fun part about actually being 6 feet tall while acting 4 feet tall is that I can still punch people in the face with no issue. And I can do so for petty reasons.

You wrong me or anyone I care about?

You get punched in the face.

Them's the rules.

[bi-accident]