#worthless information

[resurrectedteleport]

WON METAZOOA IN 3 GUESSES

[renture]

I actually preferred Okada/Omega 1 over all of the other ones. 1>2>4>3

[kingchessmon]

My brother is friends with this girl that doesn't like me and it's so awkward every time he brings her over

[arkangel211-blog]

This May Come in Handy

I just came across two tropes called (quite precisely) “It may help you on your quest” and “Someday this may come in handy,” which deal with seemingly useless items or pieces of information (respectively) that later become vital to the plot, like the time-turner in Harry Potter PoA, the Peter Panda Dance in The Pacifier, and virtually everything that Sherlock Holmes keeps in his mind palace. So with that in mind,

PLOT TWIST:

A man dies and approaches the gates of Heaven. As he draws nearer, he notices a sentinel blocking his way. They come face to face.

SENTINEL: “What’s the password?”

MAN: *sighs to let out some nerves and looks over his shoulder, making sure that no one can overhear. Looks back at sentinel confidently* “The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”

[beautifulalgorithms]

There's a middle finger emoji. 🖕🏼

You're welcome.

[cnhalsey]

Please call me in the morning. I have something to ask you.

Sent in an email. You know you can ask me a question in an email, right? There's no need to make me anxious till I am able talk to you.

[juliaharts]

sometimes when a pretty person pops up on my monitor i seriously just press my hand to the screen

if I can't touch your perfect face in real life I will touch your perfect face as a series of colored pixels