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via @extramadness

“Sometimes people say terrible things when they’re scared. They don’t mean to, but they can’t help it. They lash out because if they can see that their words hurt someone else, it makes them feel as if they aren’t completely powerless.” - Jonathan Maberry, Dust and Decay

via @the-book-diaries

humansofnewyork

“I’m a single father raising a teenager. We’re meeting here in a few minutes to go on a run. I’m trying to teach him discipline and focus. He’s had some problems paying attention in school, but I don’t want to put him on medication. His mother and I divorced when he was four. She’s a good person. She’s very appreciative of what I’ve done. She just wasn’t ready to be a parent. I was in a much better place. So she didn’t fight me on custody. But it scares me to think if she had. The courts are set up against men. They almost always determine that women should raise kids and men should pay child support. I don’t understand it. There’s a big push to see women as equal workers. Why can’t men be equal parents?”

clientsfromhell

I think it’s DISGUSTING that I have to buy a scanner just to get paper documents on the PC.

(via clientsfromhell)

smbc-comics

ryankhudson

>>>BONUS<<<

clientsfromhell

Client: So I have about an hour’s worth of video of my daughter playing volleyball, and I’d like to just pick a few of her good spikes and digs and make a three minute video. Me: Okay, sounds like about three hours worth of work. Client: But it’s only a three minute video. Me: (facepalm)

clientsfromhell

Client: I need all these assets as VECTORS for tomorrow. Me: Sure, what file type would you prefer for the vectors? Client: PNG would be best.

pdlcomics

Stone Cold

humansofnewyork

“Saturn is leaving Sagittarius and moving into Capricorn today. Things that may have been otherwise will now become reality. The time for talking and thinking is over. Now is the time to do.”

cnhalsey

This is nonsense. "Now" is always "the time to do."

pdlcomics

Not Worried

pdlcomics

Hyperbole

humansofnewyork

“There are always two little beautiful humans looking at me like I’m the most important thing in the world. They copy everything I do, especially my son. I’m very careful how I treat my wife because I know that’s how he’ll learn to treat women. I call my wife pet names, and my son started calling his sister those same names. Recently I picked flowers for my wife. And the next day he picked flowers for his sister.” (Moscow, Russia)