#wot incorrect

[alverelover]

[wandering-tangents]

The trollocs: *are starting bullshit*

Moiraine: Mat!

Mat: What?

Moiraine: No, sorry. Reflex and habit.

Mat:

Mat: You know what, that's fair.

[i-can-have-all-the-fandoms]

Forsaken: I've invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...

Mat: *nodding* Knife Monopoly.

Forsaken: I was actually going to hurt you for sport, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is

[wandering-tangents]

Rand: What are you doing?

Moiraine: [absently] Diagramming my family tree.

Rand: Oh.

Rand:

Rand: Wait, why am *I* on there?!

[wandering-tangents]

Elayne: Mat, you're a slut for hot gossip right?

Mat: *already sliding her a beer* Tell me everything.

[wandering-tangents]

Lan: We both know you're not going to kill me.

Nynaeve: *tries to kill him*

Lan: [internally, singing] Suddenly, life has new meaning to meeeee...

Lan: There's beauty up above, and things we never take notice of.

Lan: You wake up and suddenly, you're in loooooooove.

[i-can-have-all-the-fandoms]

Yellow Ajah: You can’t heal stilling or gentling.

Nynaeve:

[i-can-have-all-the-fandoms]

Eye of The World in a Nutshell

Ta'veren: *breathes*

Moiraine: Shut up, you're all gonna die!

Moiraine: STREET SMARTS!