#would think

[oursongaboutclouds]

me to myself: say it with me- i'm. not. going. to. catch. the. flu.

also me: *checks temperature* is this a headache? why am i feeling this tired all of a sudden? why am i cold?

also me: dude. you "woke up" at 8 because you couldn't sleep at all, you are almost always fatigued, you don't have any heating method working in this house, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?

... also me: the flu.

[zygon-commander]

When I did my autism assessment there was a question like “Do you consciously memorize the phrases that other people say in order to parrot them in similar contexts?” and I thought yeah, I’m on tumblr

[adoptaneet]

At this point, the chances of getting the NEET you asked for are at about 93%. We assume this is probably as close to perfect we can be. Not gonna try any harder, though. That 7% chance is still out there, though, folks, and it’s looming for those of you who sent in applications. Have a nice day!