me to myself: say it with me- i'm. not. going. to. catch. the. flu.
also me: *checks temperature* is this a headache? why am i feeling this tired all of a sudden? why am i cold?
also me: dude. you "woke up" at 8 because you couldn't sleep at all, you are almost always fatigued, you don't have any heating method working in this house, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
... also me: the flu.








