#wrath!roman

[pewter-yellows]

Suffering!Roman: *sigh* Do you ever feel... l-

Perfectionism!Roman, Wrath!Roman, and Depression!Roman, each in turn: LIKE A

PAPER

BAG...

Suffering:... I was gonna say feel like giving up, but-

P + W + D + Lust!Roman: mOOD.

MD!Roman: *walks over* I am taking each and every one of y'all to therapy-

[transformationloveb]

Perfectionism!Roman: *drives up to Wrath!Roman and MD!Roman* Beep beep, motherf*ckers, we've got a bitch to kill.

Wrath: Alright, how many cookies did Depression steal?

MD: Has this happened before?!

Perfectionism and Wrath: What? No...

(Submitted by @parano-vigilant-snake-boy)

[astronomical-bagel]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS OH MY GOD-

you know Thomas's analogy about self care, where the bideo game refereced that one vine on turn-based games??? Well, look at this screenshot:

The options are attack, dance, and blinding rage.

Make of it what you will, but my money's on that it has something to do with Orange

and not to get too into this, but you know that new theory of how Roman's the orange side, based on the shape of the profile pi in the thumbnail??? Well, idk, but those first two options both kinda sound like very "Roman" things, do the not?? 👀 The last thing could also apply to Roman, I bet

also Thimas buddy what are you doing with 34 ketchup packets

(altho those 99 empty journals are a flat-out MOOD lmao)

[transformationloveb]

Suffering: You kidnapped Jack Black?! That's illegal!

Lust: But Suffering, What's more illegal. Briefly inconveniencing Jack Black, or destroying all of the Romans?

Suffering: Kidnapping Jack Black Lust!!

Envy: Suffering listen. Whatever I may think of you right now these guys are counting on you to inspire them.

Suffering: What, to kidnap people?

Envy: To work together.

Suffering: To kidnap people?!

Wrath: Suffering, we all agreed that a celebrity isn't a people.

[transformationloveb]

Suffering!Roman: A severed head!

Lust!Roman: Just tea for me thanks.

Suffering: There's a head in the fridge.

Perfectionism!Roman: Yeah?

Suffering: A bloody head!

Wrath!Roman: Well where else was I supposed to put it?

Suffering: Wha??

Wrath: I got it from bartsmorg. I'm measuring the coagulation of saliva after death.

[transformationloveb]

Suffering!Roman: *banging pots and pans together in the room where the other dark side romans are sleeping* IT'S 6AM ON JUNE 4TH! TIME TO WAKE UP!!

Wrath!Roman: *jumps out of bed* I am going to f*cking strangle you.

Suffering: *laughs as he runs away from an angry Wrath*

[transformationloveb]

Suffering: Ok theres three ways to do this; the right way, the wrong way, and the Wrath way.

Lust: Isnt the Wrath way just the wrong way?

Suffering: Yeah but its faster.

[transformationloveb]

Wrath: I stopped a murder today

Lust: Really? How?

Wrath: Self-control