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[thenavysealkie]

@kadavernagh replied to your post “[pm] Hello. I am here for an inspection.”:

[pm] The lady from-- oh, yes. You had a wonderful body. That's not what this is about. I am conducting a survey. These are the questions. 1. On a scale of 1 to 10, how often do you think about eating people? 2. What is the best marine mammal? 3. Have you ever seen a dead shark? Where is it?

[pm] ​I...thanks? Hate to disappoint but I would say a 1. 1 means never, right? I'd pick 0 if it were an option. Just wanted that to be clear. 2. Best marine mammal seems awfully specific, but I really do love sea otters! They're adorable. As for seeing a dead shark, I have actually. Just recently in fact, washed up on the shore. By now I'm assuming its either been washed back up by the waves or picked apart by seagulls, but I saw it about 2 miles east of the lighthouse. You know the one. Why do you ask?

[contemporarybardess]

Sorry I went dark everybody! Some asshole stole my phone. I seriously gotta get out of Worm's Row

[thenavysealkie]

You all know I like getting my steps in, and walking around The Common downtown is one of my favorite places to do that. Well now I'm going to have to find a new walking path, because there's a giant smelly gym sock right in the middle. I mean, really? Is this a really late April Fool's prank?

[thenavysealkie]

[pm] I really don't know how to say this other than to just say it. [...] I don't know if I'm making it back home. We're [...] set up to be sacrificed over here. I got in over my head. I'm [...] really sorry. I really wish this was all a sick joke and that you could just hate me for pulling this prank on you, but it's not. It's not and it's not fair, and I may never see you again and I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I think I love you but I'm afraid

[User had no idea Elias's trip to Ireland would be so deadly and has to read the message several times to make sure he's actually reading it right.]

[pm] What do you I can't I thought this was a trip to Ireland? I mean I told you of some dangerous things over there but I didn't think you'd actively get mixed up in something so serious? Sacrificed? By who? For what? Who is we? Maybe Regan can do something to bail you out?

It's not your fault...it's whoever dragged you over there. WHEN you get home, I'm going to figure out who did this to you. And there's going to be hell for them to pay. I don't care if I have to SWIM my ass over to Ireland myself. Keep your head held high, you've made it through worse. If you don't make it back...I think you're the first man I ever truly loved.

[thenavysealkie]

All the people who go through the State Park and nobody noticed golden eggs until now? This finding raises an even bigger question, what do you think laid it? Big golden chicken?

[thenavysealkie]

@highoctanegem replied to your post “[pm] ELIAS!? I'm so happy for ya babe. Unless it...”:

[pm] GOOD, there's no reason for love or...good vibes to be a secret (I'm covering my bases in case you haven't thought of the L word yet) I'm digging the meet-cute, though. I've been great! In a little romcom of my own. Sorta. One part doesn't know they're in it. I've been up to no good as usual ;) I wouldn't say no to meeting up! Come onnnn <3

​[pm] Agreed! Although I wouldn't exactly call being locked in a car with a bloodthirsty snake on the other side a meet cute, but I'm glad you enjoyed the story! And that's...good? Can I be nosy and ask who it's with? Or I guess rather not with in this case?

Always a troublemaker. I'd totally be down to meet up with you again though! For more fries or really whatever you're down for. Maybe we can try other kinds of food this time? How about pizza?

[thenavysealkie]

[pm] Hello. I am here for an inspection.

[pm] An inspection? For what?

[...] Wait, aren't you that lady from the beach?

[thenavysealkie]

@eliaskahtri replied to your post “[pm] I really don't know how to say this other...”:

[pm] No, you're not doing anything. You aren't seeking revenge on anyone. It's not what I want, you hear me? If I die, I don't want you to avenge me. This was my choice, okay? I chose this. Regan didn't ask me to do this. Regan is [...] in deep. I don't know what's happening and it [del: feels like I'm being watched.] isn't safe here. I don't want you getting involved. IF I get back, I'm not... the same person I was. I get it, the reason you hate fae. I get it now.

​[pm] This was your choice, and getting back at people who hurt you and countless others will be mine. I just...don't know how I'd go about that yet. But that's not what I want you to focus on. Survive. You're a smart guy. The smartest man I've ever met. You're going to figure it out, but you need your head on straight.

Fae... I knew it. It's banshees, isn't it? I knew I couldn't trust her. She lead you right into a trap