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I'm getting paid minimum wage for sitting around in a book shop people rarely walk into. Sounds like a fair deal to me.

I need cuddles. And kisses. And sex. And for someone to tell me what to do because I'm lost again and I hate this.

Note to self -- the tiles in most showers are fireproofed.

I bought some caterpillars.

Things I don't understand: People, caterpillars, people.

Since when is wearing short shorts or a tank top such a big deal, do you guys want me to start wearing a turtleneck and jeans?

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