#wreckt

[sassyintern]

[lovelyrhink]

6-year-old link: hey! i think you’re really funny :) you wanna come over to my house for a sleepover? we could be friends!

6-year-old rhett: ...this is what heaven feels like, isn’t it?

[latebuthere]

And It Was Perfect

"...He needs us." "He needs you, not me." "You're wrong," he whispered gentle. A hand reached up to brush a lock of her hair away from her face. "And I hope one day he sees that."

Dragon Age: The Stolen Throne

[trashandstimcaf]

tfw you nearly get your dick shot off and your first mate just doesn’t give a damn.

[horrorhouse]

[orymsblueflower]

LMAOOO FUCKIN ROAST HIM BERNIE

[holyfucker]

he writes precious things. For gourmet magazines & the like

[egregiousrambles]

Did you just say something mean to me? Wow. Wooow. Okay well, jokes on you. I’m going to post about how you hurt my feelings in my side-blog (that nobody in or outside of this planet knows exists) where I talk about every slight or minor inconvenience in my life. Ratio’d