#write me fic

[moonkidphrase]

now imma just headcanon that the Tooks are distantly related to dwarves since Tooks got scottish accents and most dwarves seem to have a scottish accent. it’s either that or they’ve lived close to their mountains and share spaces. Brandybucks are irish.

which coincidentally would work for a fic where belladona being a Took lives near the blue mountains or something and when they die bilbo has to go back to his mother’s land to fix some stuff and accidentally gets idk engaged to the prince OR SOMETHING

[delphemeral]

Send French Leather (Sarah x Delphine) drabbles to my inbox. Always here for that, friends.

[gypsyscarfwoman]

Me to all the fans with theories about how Jamie Lannister is still alive:

[inopinion]

Anyone who got arrested, chased out of a rocking house party, or in general had you night ruined has @milnerwrites to blame.... she ate her veggies like an adult and threw all the balances of mojo, cosmos, and good and evil out of balance in an instant.

It’s all her fault.... she can only reset your horrible experience through some smutty fic or nano prep...

[thorin-loves-thranduil-blog]

i need angbang guys i need stupid sexy dark lords doing evil things and doing each other too and possessive manipulative sensual Mairon and seductive insane destructive Melkor i need angbang.

[lancesexual]

OLDER!HAIRY!SCOTT IS CATCHING ON AND THAT'S ALL I'VE EVER WANTED FUCKING BLESS

[imaginehanniballecter-blog]

Imagine Hannibal Lecter having an identical twin brother who is goofy and clumsy and a dork. He's a bad liar who wears his clothes inside out by accident and stops to pet dogs and cats. He comes to visit and Will Graham falls in love with him. Hannibal is not pleased. 

[twocentsonepiece]

... now I want Marine shenanigans with Rocinante.

Meeting Garp.

Growing up with Dragon.