Dec 19, 2017
Me, as I continue to stare at the same blank document I have been staring at for an hour
seen from Czechia
seen from Norway
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Netherlands
seen from Russia
seen from Egypt
seen from Angola
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Australia
seen from Taiwan
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
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seen from Germany
seen from Türkiye
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seen from United States
seen from United States
Me, as I continue to stare at the same blank document I have been staring at for an hour
Friend: “What do you even do in your spare time, you never go out.”
Me, a writer: “Plot death, domination, and destruction.”
Friend:
When I made a 50 page outline and my story still doesn’t make sense
When somebody asks how my writing is going:
Externally:
Internally:
Dialogue Prompt #8
Character A: “Can I have that?”
Character A&B: *Stares at last chocolate chip cookie*
Character B: ...
Character A: ...
Character B: *Shoves cookie into mouth* “Oops.”
Dialogue Prompt #11
“Aw, you're so sweet!”
“I’ve been called a lot of things, but ‘sweet’ has never been one of them.”
Dialogue Prompt #5
Character A: We can’t just break into his house. That’s illegal, not to mention insane!
Character B: Hi, my name is [insert name], and I give no shits. Nice to finally of made your acquaintance.
Dialogue Prompt #12
“I think I wanna join the Mafia.”
“Excuse me?”