#writerscavern101

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Me, as I continue to stare at the same blank document I have been staring at for an hour 

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Friend: “What do you even do in your spare time, you never go out.” 

Me, a writer: “Plot death, domination, and destruction.”

Friend: 

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When I made a 50 page outline and my story still doesn’t make sense

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When somebody asks how my writing is going: 

Externally: 

Internally:

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Dialogue Prompt #8

Character A: “Can I have that?” 

Character A&B: *Stares at last chocolate chip cookie*

Character B: ...

Character A: ...

Character B: *Shoves cookie into mouth* “Oops.”

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Dialogue Prompt #11

“Aw, you're so sweet!” 

“I’ve been called a lot of things, but ‘sweet’ has never been one of them.” 

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Dialogue Prompt #5

Character A: We can’t just break into his house. That’s illegal, not to mention insane!

Character B: Hi, my name is [insert name], and I give no shits. Nice to finally of made your acquaintance. 

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Dialogue Prompt #12

“I think I wanna join the Mafia.” 

“Excuse me?”