Rude sentence starters | lines part II
“Well aren't you just a fun filled little lollipop triple dipped in psycho.”
“Your attitude may hurt me but mine can kill you.”
“Everyone has the right to be stupid but you’re abusing that privilege.”
“The only ‘whine’ I like is in a glass so shut the fuck up.”
“Who pissed in your cheerios this morning?”
“Shock me say something intelligent.”
“I bought you a necklace, *Noose* here put it on.”
“Happy Thanksgiving to someone I’d have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.”
“Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.”
“Sorry for being late but I got stuck enjoying my last few moments of not being around you.”
“I don’t have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.”
“I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just saying you’ve got bad luck when it comes to thinking.”
“Well aren’t you a little ray of pitch black.”
“There are two sides to every story, but you're a douche in both of them.”
“You might have burned me with your lies, but karma is about to set your ass on fire.”
“No, I checked my receipt, I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.”
“I’m not rude, I just don’t like you.”
“Awe you’re spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.”
“I’ve met some pricks in my lifetime but you my friend are the fucking cactus.”
“You’re the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.”
“Oh I’m sorry did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?”
“In order to insult me I must first value your opinion, nice try though.”
“On your mark, get set, go fuck yourself.”
“Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.”
“I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.”
“I have a suggestion for you that contains both sex and traveling...Go fuck yourself.”
“I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”
“If stupid could fly, you’d be a jet.”
“I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water I’d drink it.”
“Bitch please your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.”
“Shit happens. I mean..look at your face.”
“What doesn’t kill you seriously disappoints me.” (Credit @madkitty-chan)
“That’s old news. Like you.” (Credit @madkitty-chan)
“Your face makes me wanna puke on it… But it looks like someone already did.” (Credit @madkitty-chan)
“I’m sorry sweetie, but showing cleavage doesn’t fix your face.” (Credit @madkitty-chan)
“It was nice to meet you, now go away.” (Credit @madkitty-chan)
“Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they’re not a door.”
