#writingref

[plasticfreckles]

can we talk about lucanis practising his knife throws pre-tearstone island?

like, it's just this tiny lil throwaway comment and a chopping board on the wall but i have so many feelings about it

he's practising his knife throws

[voice breaks]

he practises his throws

[ashe-fics]

Freakin love this tool. This was the exact word I couldn't think of

[fillyreports]

I want more stories about asocial farmers who didn’t want to go on this adventure in the first place, and are constantly fretting about how the crops are doing back home 

[plasticfreckles]

friendly reminder that when Varric says

and

its actually solas telling u to

A) fucking talk to him hes in solitary going insane

B) HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET HIM OUTTA THERE

[plasticfreckles]

things lucanis says that are unreasonably sexy - vows & vengeance edition -

[essentially every single line he says in this. gift that keeps on giving.]

[That's not the way to the kitchen, you fool!] the PAUSE of annoyance before he replies I can feel him roll his eyes oh Lord v customer service behavior of him I relate and respect

You owe me nothing.

(yawns) I'll make it quick.

the lil noises he makes as he stabs and moves the guy wtf lucanis and u say u got no game???

I don't think so.

House Amato was given no goodbyes.

I'll show myself out.

I am not here for you.

Mmm. Tell me more. [wtf lucanis]

more grunts and groans and noises

[half a laugh] I am not sure I can explain what happened.

That is exactly what I am saying!

You are torturing him for no reason.

[I know them both] but this is about the stifled yawn around the words give my mans some COFFEE jesus

Decapitation is so messy.

Aye.

It is a nasty concoction [that part makes me insane, the rest of the sentence, meh]

[plasticfreckles]

Every Blighted Creature in Thedas and all that

A) Love that this is even in the game. Rook is certified horny for Lucanis

B) They're still both in the pantry. Lucanis absolutely heard that.

Rook over there gods i just came in my pants just listening to him SPEAK how whipped can a person be for another Meanwhile Lucanis over at his cot pretending he's about to fall asleep

Their dynamic is so whack and I love them so much

also I want to hear Spite asking about that

[plasticfreckles]

things lucanis says that are unreasonably sexy:

[pls add to this list]

Fight me claw to blade!

[They have mages.] Not for long!

They moved the moon!

[You're a Crow!] Mmh. Tell me more.

Time to see what this letter opener can do.

Solas will not be happy to see you've escaped his trap.

the obvious ones under cut

"At least I know I'm doing it."

"If I have to kill every blighted creature in Thedas to keep you safe, I will."

"Tell me this ends with me asleep in your arms, and I will kill any god you ask."

"You can be my date."

[Venatori.] "Mine."

[plasticfreckles]

OC as a deity tag

link to the quiz is here

I am following @chubritza's lead and also doing this as Daisy

Dee also commissioned this picture for me (!!) but I forget from whom whoopsie :/

EDIT i have been informed it is @theoasiswinds who had been commissioned! my bad, go check their stuff out. stellar work!

anyways this is her test results [and ig mine by extension bc what is Daisy if not a self-insert]

labyrinths and confusion a god for the lost souls. you can often find makeshift altars for you deep in forests, cave systems, and other uncharted territories. you guide those lost back onto the path. the souls of those who disrespect you are lost forever, trapped in a winding labyrinth, never to leave or see sunlight again.