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both freshly amazing and not at all surprising that the one real person out of every 10 bots posing as 🏈✝️ MiLiTaRy FaThErS ✝️🏈 is always a.) a 45+ heterosexual man and b.) absolutely certain the giant "NO NEW MEN" text in my header can't possibly apply to him
Oh my god I could ramble about the funniest shit in regards to Lace & Hera... AND THREADBOUND RELATED-- Lace isn't really properly Hera's auntie until she's apart of the family, and that happens through her starting to date Hollow LOL (Hera still calls her auntie regardless. Lace proclaimed herself as such, and the kid went along with it. THAT'S HER AUNT!) It... takes them a long time, though. Slowburn is HELL but it makes incredible sense for those two. Neither of them has been in relationships ever and more specifically, Lace doesn't find herself lovable nor desirable-- AND Hollow truly doesn't know how to go about telling her they like her. But their chemistry is so fucking obvious to everyone else that it's painful and makes them want to pull their nonexistent hair out. ... Even Hera can tell they like each other. This little girl would straight up go up to Lace and ask her why she's not dating her auncle yet LMAO TAKE THE HINT LACE!!! EVEN HERA KNOWS YOU TWO LIKE EACH OTHER!!! Thankfully, miraculously, they do get together. It's just. After a lot of shit. By that point, Hera is like... (if we're using human years) 8-9 years old LMAO- (and Lace has been friends with Hollow since before Hera was hatched, god you slowburny fucks)
me immediately upon hearing Nova pronounce Gob's name as "Gahb" and not "Job" like the Arrested Development character:
And all people can do is deflect cause they are WRONG. Imagine thinking you eating me up cause I want a baddie as my profile.
I have just realized I started three different fics all with a pregnant reader. Is my biological clock trying to tell me to fulfill my womb harboring duties? Because absolutely not, I have raised the streets kids, and my mothers, no thanks.
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*SCREAMING*
lydia’s “im about to deceive you” voice is so funny to me.... not suspicious at all!
