#wrong lesson

[thefawn1959]

Doesn’t mean less when you make that sound

Come at me best when you spread shit round 

Ama Lou - Wrong Lesson

[existenceispainsstuff]

Its both notable and really funny how Hollywood whether in success or failure will seemingly always learn the complete wrong lesson. We've seen them make a crap load of boring straight white hocky shows after heated rivalry was popular, seeming to think the sport was why people watched that show, greenlighting a million awful sounding toy movies after the success of barbie, or not wanting to make superhero movies with black women after catwoman, when it was catwoman its one of the worst films of all time, just dont make superhero movies staring black women that suck and people will show up.

[gods-kush]

You think I learnt the wrong lesson

But you don’t know that i'm constantly testing myself

[dlvlotus]

[nowaternomoon]

The wrong lesson people learn at school

Quite a few people learn the following (wrong) lesson during their years at school, ‘You can succeed by being out there and constantly asking lots of questions’.

This approach later can work at quite a few traditional corporate jobs where you can get promoted by sweet talking to executives during lunch breaks, being visible, showing your work, and asking questions whenever there’s a glimpse of a doubt. But when you actually have to produce something at the end, when your only measure of success is the end product, you’ll fail if you’re too active in public. You have to put your headphones on, focus and be boring to the outside world.

[howtophil]

Time for something funny. Enjoy "Wrong Lessons Learned" from Peter Pan, Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, Hansel and Gretel, and MORE!

[howtophil]

Wrong Lessons

Wrong Lessons I Learned:

Lesson from "A Christmas Carol": Bad mustard will give you an intense trip.

Lesson from "Peter Pan": Shadows are dicks.

Lesson from "Sleeping Beauty": Molesting comatose chicks will get you married, so don't do it.

Lesson from "Cinderella": Pretending to be rich will net you a rich husband, but only if you have small feet.

Lesson from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves": If you live in the woods long enough, some random girl will show up and clean your house.

Lesson from "Beauty and the Beast": If you're really ugly, the only way to improve your social standing is to get a really beautiful wife.

Lesson from "Little Mermaid": If you want him to listen, shut up.

Lesson from "Aladdin": If you pretend to be rich, you can net a rich wife, but only if you have a nicely dressed monkey.

Lesson from "Hansel and Gretel": It's okay to destroy an old woman's home and then throw her into an oven, since she's probably a witch.

Lesson from "Alice in Wonderland": Don't look too deeply into the holes of bunnies.

Lesson from "The Wizard of Oz": You can give people what they already have and not only will they be thankful for it, they'll also do random tasks to get it from you.

Lesson from "Frosty the Snowman": Don't throw away a magic hat, some frigid asshole will refuse to give it back - just because he needs it to live... blah blah.

[fixthefunk]