#wrong texts

[the-empty-refrigerator]

you CANNOT tell me that's NOT Theodore Nott 😭😭😭

[sakuracreationz]

When you send the wrong text to the wrong person at the wrong time

[kottock]

[stingslikeabee]

“Wrong Number!” (Roche :) )

send “wrong number!” for a completely out of context text from my muse . accepting

[text message ; sent] Hi sweetie, we just received the new cushions but I think there’s an issue with the colors - they’re all red. 

[text message ; sent] I’ll send one of the girls over to return these, unfortunately there’s a color theme for each one of the rooms and they would look very jarring in red (except for, well, the actual red one, so we’re keeping one of them!). 

[theambiguousreverie]

Don’t u break m ducking heart

[lilyu23]

You know when you send a text you shouldn't have so you're beating yourself up over it because fuck your life and how can you not know any better... ...like, can I hope for the impossible chance that the other person is actually flattered by it now? Am I asking for too much?

[larrieslibrary]

hey do you know of any fic where they meet through social media/text first? and like, not meet irl at first? thanksss

sure! 

Thought The Song Was Sung by 100percentsassy*

kiss me on the mouth and set me free by suspendrs*

Baby your hearts been broken once (but I’ll be the one to fix it) by tomlinbum

nobody else has you down, but me by twinks

You’re My Lucky Number by fireprooflou (WIP)

why don’t we go there? by starsaligned

It Was Really Nothing by greyish_sky

(12:54) by avisdreams (WIP)

[silverandsagebrush]

✖

[Text]: Your beer tastes like piss. After all this time it still tastes like piss. You haven’t improved at all. What’ya do just piss in the can? I am disappoint.