You were the one, you were the only one...

...and you were amazing.

[greggturkington]

slimes when they get attacked: oh i have to become 2 of me. ohh i have to become 4 ov me. ohhhh i have to become 8 of me

[flagellant]

fuck yes 42069 babeyyyyy

[annoyingalchemist]

Are you by chance dyslexic?

[flagellant]

:(

[earhartsease]

Elon Musk Has Officially Lost $69 Billion This Year

The net worth of Tesla CEO Elon Musk has fallen by staggering amounts —  just over $69 billion year to date, according to Bloomberg's Billio

nice

[gentlyweirdplanteatingcreature]

nice

[kineticpenguin]

Nice

[dorkery]

Nice

[moaccyrk]

Nice

[sleepyteamage]

Nice

[freakxwannaxbe]

Nice

[cypsiman2]

Nice

[pro-gay]

Nice

[adoratato]

Nice

[skelavender]

nice

[lilyu23]

Nice

[bakapandy]

mom too hot

[wordfather]

writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

[lychgate]

 i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

[wordfather]

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

[jaubaius]

TIL Otters have pockets

[avidreaderffn]

“What a beautiful otter”

“Thanks! It has pockets”

[skiplo-wave]

@peacesmovingcabaret a fact you must absolutely know now

[weaselle]

i’ve known about this but this is the first time i’ve seen it so clearly! 

[everythingfox]

“Kitty gets some time to play on the slide.”

(via)

[cannibalchicken]

[lilyu23]

Im reblogging because how beautiful has this post turned out 😍

[omghotmemes]

Solidarity against kellogs

[jaubaius]

Anatolian shepherd dog puppy in training

[tauntedoctopuses]

“Hello, I understand you are the new assistant manager, just checking in to make sure you’re ok.” -@firesidoni

[asherlockstudy]

The sheep find him irresistible.

[sasukesun]

pov: you’re asking for sasuke’s number while he’s texting love messages to naruto and telling you he doesn’t have a phone because he’s about to leave you for 12 years with no contact

[colorel11]

via

[everythingfox]

“Kitty gets some time to play on the slide.”

(via)

[cannibalchicken]

[funnypeopletwitter]

Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

[glisteringlord]

automatic bread slicer

[ottermatopoeia]

it's right shit at it mate

[lilyu23]

Hi all. I had a really bad episode yesterday after a fight with my sister. My doctor explained to me that my depression is the kind where I have really great highs and really bad lows at one point of my treatment so I tried to look for help by typing “I need help” on Google and a couple of websites with information came up but all of them led to having to speak to someone and having to pay before you reach someone and honestly, the state I was in, spending money was the last thing I wanted or could do. That does lead me to ask, tho. Does anyone know of an app that has one of those “operators” but is really more like an algorithm that keeps coming up with questions indefinitely and throws in a “you feel better?” ever so often so you keep answering questions and disclosing information but when you feel better you can end it? Is this app free? I will appreciate your assistance, this will be life-changing for me. Thank you!