Cookie: SO come on-a DOWN to Cookie’s-a Pizza! And remember! All our ingredients are alive, so we always piss off the vegans! It’s awesome! You can find our location at- wait, I actually don't know where we are.
Bob: Hey boss, a uhhh giant floating digital head has appeared and said it's uhhh gonna destroy everything that you love and hold dear?
Cookie: Bob, I am filming a-commercial and you are going on about a goddamn-a talking-a head. I'm gonna slap the shit out of yo-
Binjpipe: He’s right
Cookie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Source: Pizza Tower For People Who Haven’t Played It)
(Special thanks to @weaponsdrawn for saying Peppino is literally Cookie bc the quote wouldn’t exist otherwise)














