#wrongydkjquotes

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Buzz as the DM

Nate as the alien rolling the dice

(Source: Nathan W. Pyle’s Strange Planet)

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Buzz has been eliminated from play (at the ydkj poker night)

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Buzz: What did you call me?

Cookie: Nothing. [pretends to sneeze] NateRipoff.

Buzz, sarcastically: Bless you.

(Source: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)

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“Put your balls in here, please. Now what does that clue refer to? Please remember that we air at 10 AM in most places.”

-Troy Stevens

(Source, Wayne Brady, let’s make a deal episode for July 3, 2026)

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Binjpipe: This is the holo-shed. It can simulate anything you desire, and nothing can hurt you. Except when it malfunctions and the holograms become real.

Cookie, snarking: Well, that probably won't happen this time.

(Source: Kif and Amy, Futurama)

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Cookie: What's the I.N.S.?

Binjpipe: It's a new form of communication. Computers exchange digital information with each other over fiber optic cables.

Cookie: ...can it do video games?

(Source: Miimu Iro Iro Yume no Tabi (1983))

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Helen: Say hi, Nate.

Nate: "Hi, Nate."

(The guests chuckle)

Helen: Well, I tee them up and he knocks them down.

(Source: Batman: The Telltale Series)

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"Just once, I want to be captured by the sexy alien!"

—Nate Shapiro, looking over a script

(Source: Dr. Rodney McKay, Stargate Atlantis)