#wtbhadvice

[wtbhrp-confessions]

What do you do when you're feeling not so fresh?

Go to your Drug store, buy some femfresh and stay away from me!

[wtbhrp-confessions]

What is the 411?

For the most part, its been quiet. Word on the street is there is a little itty bit of drama going on in the werewolfy world. Both Packs seem to be having a hard time with wayward members. 

Lily (dare I speak it's name) is struggling coming to terms with her once was bestie Savannah and her new boy toy, Damien. Fair enough really, the man did try to kill them all at one point or another, I can't say I'd be very comfortable with my best friend hooking up with someone trying to kill me either. But you know, all fair in love and war-- or some shit. 

Pretty Princess Derek Hale has got his hands full. Not only does he have teenagers running around left right and center, but the 'back up' he called from New York seem to be causing more trouble for the poor man and his lonely, lonely six pack. Don't worry Derek, if you need some comfort and support, I'm here to hold your hand (and stroke your abs) if you need it.

Team Human's numbers are dropping with the Alpha pack claiming (rather unsuccessfully) one hot hunk of manliness Cash Jaeger as a beta and setting their sights on what seems to be little miss Cassie Doyle. Is she-who-must-not-be-named up to something? Or is this an actual friendship we can see blossoming? 

You didn't hear it from me, but Mr Stiles Lady-killer Stilinski and one miss Allison I-should-have-been-named-Merida Argent have hooked up. Woah, who saw that one coming? Certainly not me. What will le ex-puppy of miss Argent think? Could this be the end of the amazing and almost vom worthy bromance between Stiles and Scoot? Could this be the last of Shaggy and Scooby? Wallace and Gromit? Tintin and Snowy? Charlie Brown and Snoopy? Jack and Finn????? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? FYI, I'm proud of those dog and human references there, someone bake me some cookies for that effort. 

The lovely miss Eve Franklin and Hottie with a shottie Tristain Williams have been spotted at a local sushi bar together getting a little smoochy. Lord only knows the wrath that we will all endure once she-who-must-not-be-named finds out about this new pack hook up. Another one of her alphas getting chummy with a hunter is probably not a very good thing. Though, I hear, she can't talk. It is rumored that Mr Caleb Marshall (Ex Hunter, current broody mystery man of the Alpha pack) and Miss HBIC of Alphness bumped uglies more occasions than once, while Mr Caleb was indeed still le Hunterer of the Vampy-Wampies. Can we say hypocrite? In case she's reading this-- No we can't.

I can't help but wonder what Resident Big bad Sexy wolf Landon Bryant has to say about the matter. I wonder if he does even know. I heard from a reliable source that our resident bad dog confessed a little of his deepest feelings to the Queenliness of Alphas. The juicyness in that piece of information is that it was only a few days after our Big Caleb Marshmallow did the exact same thing to the exact same woman! Shock and Horror! One can only assume that She went with Sir Sexy-Scare Bear Landon as she can often be seen sucking face with him or-- being less than appropriate in public places with the man. Honestly you two, get a room!

In the Vampie world drama has risen in the form of one woman with a southern accent and big -- eyes. Yep, Marcus' past is catching up with him and all in the form of hot to trot women. Honestly, he must be quite the ladies man, well he can vamp out on me anytime... I mean, who said that? 

Speaking of the Man with the lips, the local women of Beacon Hills seemed to have founded a club. Yep, the 'I hate Marcus'club. I'm a bit hazy on the details, but they gave me a t-shirt so, I'm all in. If you wish to join the club, contact our lovely Savannah Samuels. 

The alpha pack is down one member. the delightful Lucien has been killed quite publicly on TV by our very own Peter Hale. Naughty Naughty uncle Peter. Naturally the silver Fox- I mean wolf, is on the run now or so we all presume. If you see him, I guess you should probably tell someone, but he's back to being a bad ass alpha so... maybe just... back away slowly instead.

Well, I guess that is about as much of a round up as I can do for now. I've gotta sleep now.

This investigator is signing off!

~The Kenz is out!