me: hey i can’t come in today. yeah so i took a little journey to the unknown yesterday, and uh. well. long story short the darkness got a hold on me

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me: hey i can’t come in today. yeah so i took a little journey to the unknown yesterday, and uh. well. long story short the darkness got a hold on me
objectively hilarious stat
first you’re roadtripping on your motorcycle, next thing you know you’re dying in a storm drain
are we really????? the only unbeaten team left????
me: i seem to do better with audio based media so i’ll check out the audiobook for all systems red from my library
me, hitting play: KEVIN??????
“do you mind if i take a photo? for the medical record?”
WITH YOUR PERSONAL PHONE???
how do YOU 🫵 pronounce ‘holo’ (short for hologram/holographic)
long ‘o’ - like in home (HOE-lo)
short ‘o’ - like in hollow (HALL-lo)
“you lost 20% of your body mass”
“it’ll grow back”