#wtf kai

[reogou]

pspsps may i req a hc of cannibal kacchan courting you but you said no so he got heckin angy and ate u before throwing you out of the window

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[exobiasaday]

170509 - Kai Feels

Today’s bias is Kai!

Today, I’m having the Kai feels, really bad.

I mean, look at his smile, his laugh, and his perfect teeth!

D.O: “He does have a great smile.”

His stage face is another matter though.

I mean, does he know what he’s doing to us?

He has to know, right?!

RIGHT?!

Here, you can clearly see him transform from Jongin to Kai.

Chanyeol: “He’s a, he’s a, he’s a transformer~”

D.O: “GO AWAY”

Kai is the best thing in the entire universe, and we just have to deal with that.

D.O: *can’t deal* *can’t deal* *can’t deal* *can’t deal* *can’t deal* *can’t deal* *can’t deal* *can’t deal* *can’t deal* *can’t deal* *can’t deal*

[[ // Masterlist // ]]

[exobiasaday]

170428 - ***Kai’s Dancing***

Today’s bias is Kai!

And it’s because during the Newark concert, one of the highlights for me was Kai’s dancing.

Like, everyone knows he’s amazing.  Even babies know that.  But seeing him live... it’s something else.

So let’s just appreciate all he can do, beginning with various types of body rolls.

Wat even Kai.

You’re not allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET IT BOI

NO ONE TOLD YOU TO ROLL YOUR HIPS LIKE THAT

NO ONE ELSE IS DOING IT

AGAIN???!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!1!!??!?!11!11!!??one!!?!?!111?!!!??!!

Here’s yet another flawless roll.  He makes it look so effortless.

You thirsty yet?

D.O: “Parched.”

We’re moving on to hip thrusts and other related moves.

You can’t spell “junk grabbing” without Kai.

Kai’s Hand: *YANK*

D.O: *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp*

Here’s Kai not even trying that hard, yet still making us need the desalinated Pacific to be okay.

Kai: “My chicken is ready. Ta tah~”

D.O: “ARE YOU F#&@ING KIDDING ME KAI, YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE!!!”

[aspenm00n]

Fucking character is being fucking stupid, and now I don't know how the fuck to write my story cuz he's doing stupid fucking shit.

PICK SOMEONE FROM YOUR OWN MULTIVERSE YOU ASS-

[strawberry-lemonade-kisses]

12 and 22 for the soft ask thingy uwu!! 🦋

12. How are you?

You know? i'm not too bad, could be better but could be alot worse. I have back problems from a car accident a few years back and i threw my back at work so it's messing up my sleep because of pain but that just means i get more time during the day (i work midnight's) to be a productive member of society.

22. What would you say to your future self?

You've been through so much and have conquered alot, whether your where you want to be or not, i know that you've worked very hard. You have the power to move mountains, to scale the seas if you wanted, but lets be honest. It's never seems like enough. But your enough, no matter what. Everything you do, no matter what you say. It's enough. i'm so proud of you <3 thank you for making it this far <3

[pieceofsupersoldiertrash]

Jesus fucking christ I just realized my asks aren't even on.

[random-ninjago]

Kai: *Shows up 20 minutes late to a battle with Starbucks* Sup Losers.

[dae-seeme-rollin]

i caN’T BELIEVE KAI WAS THE ONE WHO SCREWED UP FIRST BEFORE JAY DID?????(in a different way though) LIKE WOW THIS ISN’T EVEN YOUR SEASON BUT YOU MANAGE TO SCREW UP FIRST OUT OF ALL OF THEM????