#wtfhshouldido

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The one with: Eating Right

Dear Lama, I live alone and can only seem to eat shit when it comes to food. Wtf should I do? Ps. My culinary skills are near zero.

You gotta grow the fuck up booboo. It’s easy to get sucked into a lifestyle of Roadsters and Chex Mix (trust me) but it’s not sustainable. You don’t need culinary skills to follow a recipe, Google simple recipes and start experimenting. Or if you have a ton of cash to spare you can always sign up for those meal plan things where they ship boxes of food to your house, but that’s kind of dumb. 

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The one with: Your Boyfriend’s Mom

WTF should I do if my boyfriend's mom doesn't want to accept me because of my nationality and religion and my biological clock is ticking?

Honestly, this isn’t really your problem. This is something your boyfriend needs to address with his family; if he wants to be with you, he will make it clear to them that you’re here to stay. This isn’t him choosing between you and them, it’s simply a case of him refusing to give in to his mom’s bullshit. You could always try killing her with kindness, show her so much graciousness that it makes her xenophobic head spin.

Now, if your boyfriend doesn’t want to take a stance and make it clear that he chooses you over questions of nationality/religion, then you already have your answer.

One last thing: you don’t have a biological clock, your body doesn’t have an expiration date.