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Brett was out late last night and is still asleep. The boys were being pretty loud a minute ago, so I went in Arie’s room to ask them to play downstairs, and this is what I found. #cthulhu #tigeronesie #monster and @tiffany.pitts I feel like this is appropriate to use here: #wtfparenting
Me to my husband: Hey, uh our son is pooping on the floor
husband: huh???
Me: yeah and peeing.
Plan for the Future
Plan for the Future
For the past couple of weeks my 7 year old daughter has been outlining what she wants to do with her life. As it turns out, she doesn’t want to be a veterinarian, or a doctor or a singer or even an astronaut.
She wants to own a bar on the beach.
Not any bar, mind you. She doesn’t want to serve alcohol. She just likes making fancy drinks. Paper umbrellas play a huge part in this plan.
I just want…
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You are not the fashion police! It does not matter what your brother is wearing right now.
Me, to the 12yr old who was complaining about the 9yr old's choice of pants
Can I please pee without being accompanied to the bathroom by a mammal?!?
Me. I'm very popular tonight.
Imagine how erotic it would be if Dragon Ball Z and The Matrix were together.
The 12yr old intending to use the word "ironic" in the middle of a busy restaurant
My cat like reflexes suck. I'm not fit to be a ninja.
The 12yr old after tripping in the parking lot
Your shoes are really HUUUGE! How are your feet even that BIG?
The 9yr old on my shoe size. (I'm 5'7" and wear a 9.5 shoe if you're curious)
