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Hello! I am a 23 year old Mom, wanting to work in Psych field. INTP. Pansexual Genderfluid. Libertarian. Married. I Video Games | Horror Genre | Television Show Trivia | Rick and Morty | Wishing I had Money | Thinking about Traveling | Creativity |

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[bloodyantichrist]

[gingersofficial]

[thrlslmbrdy]

[dsylexiic]

It just kept getting worse

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

[paprika]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Bill Nye stepped up!!!

[dsylexiic]

He knows his audience

[humor-is-coping]

[ruffboi-mags]

[forestlune-deactivated20200417]

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

[cure4psycho]

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

[al-damnvers-spam]

I got “stabby gay”. Yeah, that’s about right.

[unyanizedcatboys]

I’m literally unstoppable

[striders]

staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[dsylexiic]

This post is a train wreck

[gaypeopletwitter]

[beesbutreal]

So my high school’s drama club did The Bad Seed, a play about a child who brutally murders people. Later, the girl who played the part of the murderer was cast as a gay character and she refused to play the part because it “went against her morals”

[iflipforrizzles]

People calling themselves hetero when they can’t even keep their morals straight

[brbjellyfishing]

[lesbomatriarchy]

Do y’all remember when the lizard lady from Doctor Who kissed her wife and everyone was like homosexuality shouldn’t be on television and it was like…she’s a lizard

[dirthymns]

the thing folks living in Christian dominant cultures gotta realize is that even if you’re not Christian, your basic understanding of religion and spirituality and morality is still being filtered through a Christian lens. your very concept of what religion is and does is filtered through that lens.

[evilwickedme]

This is what I call cultural Christianity, for those who are still confused

[hissorikos-menagerie]

“But everyone celebrates christmas.” No. No we don’t.

[queertillyarchive]

“Religion is based on complete blind submission and not asking any questions ever”

No. That’s Christianity.

“Religion is totally focused on the afterlife and getting into heaven and avoiding hell”

Nope. Christianity again.

“Religion is about pushing your beliefs on others and trying to get them to convert”

Still Christianity.

[dsylexiic]

Was Jesus a Demi-God?

discuss..

[supergameboytwo]

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

[mechagodzilla]

what button

[mechagodzilla]

what fucking button

[dsylexiic]

Wish God would publish a new book so people would stop referring to something made in the First Century AD. Seems slightly outdated.

[fullyautomated-luxurycommunism]

From Offices to Factories, Our Jobs Are Killing Us | The Tyee

Modern work culture, with its insecurity and stress, is making millions sick.

According to Pfeffer, the American workplace is a killing ground where 120,000 workers die prematurely every year — and not because of poor training or accidents. They die because the modern workplace is too toxic for them to survive, and that’s how management designed it.

[heavyweightheart]

“Pfeffer bases his arguments on a meta-analysis, a comparison of many research studies, and finds 10 life-threatening hazards built into the workplace:

Being unemployed or laid off.

Not having health insurance.

Working shifts or long hours.

Working more than 40 hours in a week.

Confronting job insecurity (such as surviving a layoff only to wonder if you’re next).

Facing conflicts between family and work.

Having low control over how you do your job.

Facing high job demands.

Low levels of social support in the workplace.

Working where decisions affecting your job seem unfair. […]

“Any workplace practice that increases stress makes human well-being worse and health-care costs higher,” says Pfeffer. He quotes one enlightened CEO who reamed out a thousand of his fellow bosses at a conference: “You are the cause of the health-care crisis because 74 per cent of all illnesses are chronic. The biggest cause of chronic illness is stress, and the biggest cause of stress is work.””

[ithelpstodream]

[psychedelicfelon]

All facts though 🤷🏾‍♂️

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Because [cishet]men don’t have or really understand indepth friendship. They depend on ALL of their emotional support from their parents (read: mothers) or their spouses (read: wives). So when they are expected to care about the well being and feelings of a woman they aren’t fucking they think the world is ending.

[eroticallyyou-deactivated201812]

I GUARANTEE somebody got their feelings hurt after reading this LMAO

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

^Facts

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

For those who didn’t understand

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

10/10 post

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

“Women aren’t vending machines you put compliments into until sex comes out.”

[mwg-drwg]

Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa

Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*

[wadey-wilson]

hugh jackman makes an ad for ryan reynold’s aviation gin

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @alysontabbitha

Instagram: @artwoonz

[waywardcryptid]