#wtfwhy

[achronicwriter]

I think I'm having a strange and unfortunate response to "herbal" gummies. Several times I've taken them for pain and noticed myself physically tensing, especially my shoulders and neck. I have to consciously relax them. When I wake up the next morning I've clenched so hard in my sleep that it's caused a migraine. Definitely not the effect I had in mind!

[lannynally]

Steve: I’m with you till...

Bucky: ...the end of the lines?

Steve: till someone finally invents a fuckin’ TIME MACHINE you idiot.

[khaos-kore]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I've been tired af all day long, and now I can't sleep!!! What the fuck is up with my body?!

[ffolieadeuxx]

Questions a non-believer would ask (DC Edition)

What’s Superman’s kryptonite?

Isn’t Dick Grayson that speedster?

Aren’t Aquaman and Captain America friends? (someone actually asked me this one)

Does Batman have superpowers?

I have an answer to question #4: Yes, he’s rich

[h34rtsfromr4y]

I am so fucking cooked AND gay.

[achronicwriter]

Different month, same fugup with my prescription. I don't even have the bandwidth to be annoyed this time.

[prncssdmstrmcbr]

Adele just trying to have a nice day out....

'eyy girl lemme take yo pic!!'

Adele: Fuck...

[etrolace]

When they double dip #wtfwhy