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jason: i'm bisexual, which means i get to like two things, so i choose guns and tim

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tim: sometimes i wonder if life smokes after it fucks me

dick: what the fuck gave you that idea?

tim: that's what jay does

bruce: *leaves*

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Tim: I think I've adopted a dove

Jason: What?!

Tim: I've accidentally left bread out of the window and this dove came and ate it , so the next day I did it again and he came back and now his name is Marco and I may have adopted him

Jason: Why Marco?

Damian: I would like to meet Marco the dove

Dick: How the hell you accidentally leave bread out of the window??

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Thank You And Goodbye

Hey everyone!

feel free to use my ideas and or rewriting whatever i wrote

thanks for a good time here but i'm losing my battle against my depression so it's most likely the last time you'll hear from me

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I don't know why but I dreamt about JayTim, with Hanahaki Disease but instead of flowers it was butterflys, they both had it and because they thought the other didn't felt the same they kept quiet and in the end they both became a butterfly and dated as butterflys.

I'm sorry I don't know what made me dream it

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Jason: You know, you look much older with thw cowl

Tim: ...

Jason: I mean *pulling Tim's cowl and reviling his face* You look like a baby now

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Headcanon for JJ!Tim and Jason because I've too many ideas right now (it would probably be like that in most of my fics with JJ and JayTim in them).

Tim was adopted by Harley and Ivy (A really nice idea anon gave me and I'm writing it right now) which means that except from what he's stealing he doesn't have lots of things/money

And Jason found out that Tim's biological parents didn't spend much on him

So Jason started buying Tim things that he wants

Tim's surprised every time it happens and he looks at Jason like he's the most amazing person in the universe.

Jason's hiding food in their bedroom in case there would be lack of food (years of not knowing when will be the next time he'll eat)

Tim finds out one day

Someday Jason found a lot of chocolate bars and on all of them a drawing of a heart in a blue pen.

Tim's terrified of the idea of getting electriced

So Jason's making sure to explain Tim what he's making to eat if it including water and electrical machines

Jason also makes sure to never go in the bathroom with his phone because Tim looked at him with this terrified eyes and asked what if somehow water will hit the phone and there would be an electric shock.

Bruce once found out that Jason bought Tim what Tim wanted to steal

He thought that this is a way to make Jason feel welcome to come back home and to make Tim stop stealing, two robins with one stone right?

Wrong.

Jason likes being Tim's "sugar daddy" and he's the only one out of Tim's adopted family who is allowed to buy Tim things

Bruce regret it.

Damian hate Tim, he believes that this "clown boy" making Todd stay with him just to make father and Richard miserable.

Dick hate Tim because he think that Jason deserve better than JOKER Junior.

Alfred sends them meals in the holidays and their birthdays.

One time Jason had to go help Roy with something

He didn't want to leave Tim alone because "Mama and mom will break out don't worry, I can call aunty kitty"

"Aunty kitty" was traveling somewhere so Tim promised to be a good boy and not blow fireworks in the apartment

Jason got a call in three a.m from hysterical Tim

It took Jason half an hour to convince Tim that he's fine and the Joker will never hurt him again.

Jason loves to hug or cuddle Tim

It's so shooting when he wakes up in the middle of the night, his heart beat fast and he's sure he's still six feet deep and he can't-

But then Tim tighs his hug and kissing his neck and it's easy to remember that everything is fine because Tim is safety.

They both fear from drowning, Jason because the pit and Tim because of the acid.

So there's no baths in the house, only showers.

There was this one time that Jason got dossed with fear toxin and Tim had found him

The bad thing about that is the fact that seeing Jason in this state somehow triggered Tim's own trauma and he started laughing and laughing-

And when Jason wakes up in one of his safehouses, his hands covered in dry blood and Tim's on the floor with bloody face and not responding to Jason-

Scarecrow had a nice visit from Tim's mama, mom and aunty kitty.

And I could go on for days but I'll have to stop myself here, hope you enjoyed it!

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Okay but, if Dami was the oldest and Dick the youngest I just imagine that he'll be so amazing, I mean, he'll probably meat the boy next door in a gala and then Tim will invite Damian to his home and after Damian gets back home he tells Bruce and Alfred about Tim's parents absence, and the fact that Tim is flinching whenever he moves unexpectedly and then Tim practically move into the Manor (but not getting adopted) and Damian find out that he have fellings for the younger, and he swears that he'll keep the boy safe no matter what.

But one time, when he was off world, the Joker killed Tim, and Damian blamed himself for not being there for his brother. And he couldn't stay home at the time so he went out.

And that's when he found Jason Todd, sleeping in an alley, shivering from cold and starving. So he took him to his apartment, because he isn't heartless. And two months later he and Jay are kissing and-

And then he found out that his grandfather brought his other brother back, and before anything bad started to happen, he and Jay rescued Tim.

But Tim was confused and angry and he thought that Damian replaced him -because everyone leave him- but Jason and Damian made sure that Tim'll know that he cannot be replaced, and that he's amazing. And Damian, who loved Tim so deeply, and Jason who adores the second Shadow are finding themselves also dating Tim now.

And then one time, Tim comes home with this little boy with him, and suddenly Dick Grayson is his brother (or according to Tim, son).

P.S: Damian here is older than Tim in one year and older than Jason in two years.