#wtnv proverbs

[madzwashere]

Proverbs tonight slap

[thousand-winters]

"Better safe than sorry? Well, I’ve grown quite fond of my life of peril and regret. But you do whatever you want."

[wtnv-proverbs]

Look to the sky. You will not find answers there, but you will certainly see what everyone is screaming about.

Ep. 30: Dana

[welcometonightvaleblog]

[wtnvproverbs]

Girl, did you fall from heaven? ‘Cause there’s a giant crater where you landed and radiation levels are spiking.

The Mudstone Abyss, Part 2

[friendly-neighborhood-wizard]

Okay but, “The sun is up. The birds is singing! It’s a beautiful day to-crack some heads!” is literally the Newsies version of a Night Vale proverb like this could show up in a WTNV episode and I’d be like, “Oh, okay. Makes sense!”

[italwaysflinchesfirst]

If a car flashes its brights at you, it’s probably a gang.

And if you flash your brights back, the gang gives you cake.

It’s a cake gang!

[mostlyvoidpartiallysmiles-blog]

“Hiiiii, I’m Kevin! This will be so much fun!”