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Kangaroos are deer abbreviated.

The Mudstone Abyss, Part 3

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Girl, did you fall from heaven? ‘Cause there’s a giant crater where you landed and radiation levels are spiking.

The Mudstone Abyss, Part 2

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On second thought, a million dollars is pretty cool. Finger guns to you, million dollars!

The Mudstone Abyss, Part 1

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Dress for the job you want: sports team mascot. Not the job you have: customer service manager.

Fall Football Preview 

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True change starts with the person in the mirror. He’s standing far behind you, barely visible. He’s really going to change things.

Are You Sure? - Leann Hart Ending

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This one real trick doesn’t seem to have any real purpose. But maybe give it a try anyway.

Are You Sure? - Earl Harlan Ending

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How do I love thee? Let me tally up all the points I’ve assigned to your personal value with respect to my needs.

Are You Sure? - Telly Ending

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Live every moment as if it was just one of the two and a half billion moments you have in your life.

Bedtime Story

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Keep your eye on the ball. Keep your lungs on the court. Leave your stomach in the locker room.

Brought To You By Kellogg’s

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Anything is a piñata if you hit it hard enough.

A Story About Us

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My name for the pony I have been planning to get one day has been Ponye West, for years. But for obvious reasons, I have recently changed it to Janelle PoNeigh. This wasn’t written for me by Joseph, these are the actual names I’ve made up for my dream pony. Thank you.

A Matter Of Blood Part 3

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Our money back guarantee: when you die, the world gets your money back.

A Matter Of Blood Part 2

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Hey, what’s your sign? Mine’s a stop sign. I stole it from an intersection, and I hold it up every time someone tries to talk to me.

A Matter Of Blood Part 1

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Pick a company and invest all your money in it. The absolute worst that could happen is that you’ll lose every cent and it would be terrifying and life-changing, so give it a shot.

A Door Ajar Part 3

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I believe in tough love. Also, tough tenderness, tough vulnerability, and a daily session of tough mindfulness meditation.

A Door Ajar Part 2

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Bite your tongue. Fun, right?

A Door Ajar Part 1

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We regret to inform you that this entire podcast series has been viral marketing for Dippin’ Dots. We don’t think we made that obvious enough and we’re panicking a little. Please tell someone to try Dippin’ Dots today. We are going to be in so much trouble.

A Story Of Love And Horror, Part 3: “Frances”