#wwdits.

[mortumiraes]

i love nandor sm. i get all giggly when i see him. he's just like me. i also am a neurodivergent vampire!!!

[queenangella]

about nadja’s line in the latest episode that guillermo and nandor’s relationship is already bad enough. im thinking about it…. first there’s guillermo who’s into nandor but decides to stop chasing him after more than ten years, just when nandor decides to turn around. nandor who has no better idea how to deal with his feelings than marry someone else and hope that somehow brings him and guillermo together, because he saw it in a movie once. they’re turning around each other and they’re sooooo repressed about it. and then there’s laszlo and nadja on the sidelines watching all the tension but they have never been repressed about anything in their lives!! obviously they think nandor and guillermo have some kind of weird fucked up relationship going on!! they just decided they don’t actually care enough to know the details

[irradiatedsnakes]

[cannibalfag]

you guys really gotta stop treating wwdits like succession i promise you this shit is not that deep

[guillermo-banned-from-panera]

Colin Robinson has a foot fetish, and Guillermo has especially beautiful feet. Colin Robinson will try to shoehorn giving him feet pictures in a lot of conversations.

[guillermo-banned-from-panera]

Guillermo is banned from Panera Bread because

He had the new store manager convinced he was 15 and emancipated and living on his own. The other employees went along with it because they thought it was hilarious and created some horrible tragic backstory about Guillermo when asked. The manager kept inviting him over for dinner and eventually offered to adopt him. He had to turn them down and tell them the truth. He was fired the next day and banned for lying to management.

[kanski03]

    SEQ: A NUMBER OF ARCHIVAL IMAGES OF LARA CROFT.                           LARA CROFT (V.O)          Prior to becoming a vampire, I was known as Lara of          Arabia - long before that bloody reprobate, Colonel          Lawrence, I might add. I was turned in 1920. It would          be in Hama that the Dark Gift was bestowed upon me          whilst searching for the Fountain of Youth.     FADE TO: INT. CELLAR. THE BEDROOM CROFT SHARES WITH HER HUSBAND,     PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR BENOIT BLANC. A STONE SARCOPHAGUS STANDS     BESIDE A COFFIN THAT HAS ALL THE GLOSS OF A STEINWAY GRAND PIANO.                           LARA CROFT (CONTINUED)          Which is to say, I found it.  I made it back to England          soon after that, where I was to meet my darling husband          a mere few weeks later. Be it fate that brought the two          of us together, or the dozens of bodies I’d left strewn          about London after weeks of starving in a ship cargo          hold, he and I both knew it was love at first bite.     CUT TO: EXT. FOOTAGE OF CROFT AND BLANC ARGUING IN THE PARK. IT     IS NIGHTTIME AND THE TWO ARE BOTH COVERED IN BLOOD. A MAN WHO     IS WALKING HIS DOG PASSES BY HURRIEDLY, KEEPING HIS HEAD DOWN,     NOT WISHING TO GET INVOLVED.                           LARA CROFT          I cannot believe you slept with Agatha Christie! In          what world does one swan off with Bessie Love when you          already have Theda Bara!