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pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

stellarskyes

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

agnesmontague

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

aromanticduck

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

aromanticduck

The opposite of this is a 'coke and mentos' dynamic, where the two people are generally chill and likeable but being around each other makes them both wild and chaotic.

aromanticduck

Here's the breakdown:

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#my company is trying to be more transparent on the commercial side but the only thing that did is show me in stats that I earned the compan #more than my yearly salary in the last three weeks alone😭#happy to say I will be working less now thanks<3

golongbyjoannanewsom

obsessed w this person in the replies

peridotite

She-Ra and The Princesses of Power: S5E13 “HEART PART 2″

May 15th, 2020

#spop.

chainofclovers

Put in the tags the completely finished (whether cancelled or wrapped up on its own terms) TV series that has YOUR perfect ending, however you define that

Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated

#the good place 100%#briny think there’s ever been a show that tied up the characters arcs so cleanly tbh #there’s literally nothing in this show that I’m like wow they forgot to adress this in the finale

mechanicalrot

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

hellsite-testing-ground

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic

Check him out he’s so cool

#🎞.

herssian

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

herssian

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

6qubed

that said, if you're filming a TV show turn the goddamn lights on what the hell is wrong with you

lesbianshepard

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

lesbianshepard

very funny seeing people tag this with various fictional characters who are nothing like the actual guy who this story is about. None of these fictional men seem like they would have an encyclopedic knowledge of NASCAR!