#wysi

[queen-of-bad-opsec]

my estrogen prescription has a shelf life until july 2027. in other words, 7/27. wysi. what the fuck

[wysi-fan]

"uhh...asgore...the horse is here..."

[nohintshere-ex]

one time i dreamt i was in the 727th hunger games. the entire arena was a margaritaville hotel ran by the fat controller from thomas the tank engine, and my (the district 3 boy (appropriate since i'm a goddamn nerd)) first strategy was to go up and down in the elevator and push anyone that tried to get in so they were all either stuck on the first floor or had to go up the stairs

eventually i got bored of this and left the elevator, but not before the entirety of the career pack chased me so far that i ended up at a café ran by fae (of the name-stealing variety). for some reason one of them had the josh hutcherson whistle edit face

i met allies there, the district 5 boy and the district 11 girl. we talked about our problems to each other and the fae (hunger games group therapy! yay!) until the girl from 11 pulled a phone out of nowhere. she began a live review of candy crush with low quality candyland by tobu inexplicably playing in the background. her review was interrupted by n from murder drones powerpoint transitioning into existence, holding a bag of christmas presents and plastic easter eggs. boy from 5 grabbed one of the presents, opened it and cried tears of joy when he saw that it was a gourmet kitchen sized specifically so a hamster could use it.

once we learned that the career pack all died from vampire cyborgs, we decided to go back to the hotel and employ my elevator strategy.. all together! a truly beautiful alliance

[lycanwlf]

it was our ocs' birthdays :3

[wysi-fan]

[wysi-fan]

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[wysi-fan]

happy birthday to firebrand! 🎉

[lycanwlf]

doggie