Which Papa Has the Best Mummy Thrusts? and other Peak Slut Moments
did Primo takes already today but today's gonna be a double post because @lucifixion-pose has compiled me GLORIOUS source material in order to do this ranking! THANK YOU @lucifixion-pose and thank you @sleepy-ghuleh for suggesting it and summoning them for the Science.
The Evidence for Terzo - the Cardinal and Perpetua - Popia
After reviewing the Evidence (go enjoy the gifs they're glorious), I have to say that I am going to have to hand out a variety of awards here.
I award Best Hip Action In General to Cardi - both Popia and the Cardinal. The Cardinal has the superior wiggles to everyone else - the man dances like he's a harem member trying to entice a sultan. It's fucking unreal. And Popia's mummy thrusts - sorry Terzo you're the pioneer and yours are a strong contender but when I see Cardi's hips snap with that precision and force I can feel it in my pelvis despite it being physically nowhere near me. So judging purely in a Best at the Thrusts Overall capacity, we have our winner.
However I award Hottest Single Mummy Thrust from the available gathered evidence to Terzo. You're right lucifixion, the one where the lighting makes it look like his eyes have rolled back in his head - there are no words. Legit the first time I saw that I babbled incoherently aloud. I may be able to feel Cardi's thrusts just by looking, but Terzo is the easiest to visually imagine in the middle of a fuck. Also - the bonus gif included of him fingering the air - Terzo also wins for Jesus Fuck Fuckity Fuck How Dare You and yes that's an award category. His iconic schtick of fingering the mic stand during a Cirice - Perpetua may copy it (and I think Cardi has once or twice too), but no one beats the original king of fingering.
Perpetua...lad you look like you're being silly when you do a pelvic thrust. Like you're goofing around. Your brothers actually look like they're fucking. Get on their level. However Perpetua gets Honorable Mentions for his two most iconic Slut Moments IMHO. For one - the air grab thing. He goes full Creechur in that moment and it's gloriously unhinged. 10/10 no notes. But his best, his most shining moment - not just in slut moments but one of his best stage bits ever - is the one where he's miming fingering himself - as if he had a clit, not a cock. Legit, that had me frothing at the mouth when I first saw it - and in the full clip after he finishes he FLOUNCES AWAY LIKE A LITTLE SHIT after. HOW DARE HE. Honestly? This fuels the trans Perpetua headcanons. Man may not have practiced enough to know his way around thrusting with a strap yet, but he knows what to do with a pussy.
Gonna finish with a couple of general takeaways about how these lads fuck based purely on these gifs and vibes. Perpetua isn't taking the endeavor terribly seriously, though he's having fun and will get you and himself off. He's in it for fun. Unless you manage to engage his feral mode, at which point he's taking it seriously and making up for lack of form with enthusiasm. Terzo talks big AND can back it up BUT he talks a bigger game than he fucks. I think he's a bit of a selfish lover when you finally get to the penetration - his thrusts aren't as rhythmic, his ass pat is almost dismissive - but you won't care because before his cock has gotten anywhere near you he's made you come with his mouth and fingers enough times for you to lose count. Cardi can verge on goofy sometimes like his brother, but he's not intentionally trying to lighten the mood - that's insecurity shining through - but absent that insecurity he is a confident and suave seducer and while he may be hastier than his brothers about foreplay when he fucks you he fucks like a goddamn machine - you might not come before he's inside you or only come once before, but you're coming on his cock hard enough that it won't matter.
