Stormlight Archive Mormon backflip theory headcanons
Kaladin - Can do backflips but is very demure about it. Won’t do it if you ask him but will do it when flying in battle (unintentional aura farming).
Adolin - Constantly doing backflips. Used to do it a lot more when he was younger and has since lessened the frequency (also has a slightly harder time doing it than Kaladin) but will still do it on command if you ask, unless you’re Wit.
Wit - Can backflip, but finds it a lot funnier to goad people into doing backflips, especially when they can’t.
Renarin - Can’t backflip. Wit always goads him into trying it just once but it never works.
Dalinar - Used to be able to do backflips when he was younger but can’t really do them anymore. Strength builds don’t really mesh well with dex builds and Dalinar ain’t nothing if not built like a brick shithouse.
Moash - Cannot do a backflip and gets mad when he sees people doing it.
Lopen - Cannot do a backflip but god does he try.
Lift - Tries so hard to learn how to backflip. She’s still working on it.
Szeth - Can backflip, will not do it on command.