The Rebels as quotes from The Office
Vik: who let this lemon head into the room? *looking at the capitol* you are a waste of life and should give up.
Kora: i have flaws. what are they? well i sing in the shower, sometimes i spend too much time volunteering. occasionally i kill an arena full of kids. sue me.
Kaiden: i tried to talk to cain and be his friend, but that’s like trying to be friends with an evil snail.
Azure: i want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Ronnie: i am beyoncé, always.
Eikko: this day is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Cassian: i knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense, i had no idea what to do.
Terra: identity theft is not a joke! millions of families suffer every year!
Cain: azure, you ignorant slut!
Amira: i’m running away from my responsibilities and it feels so good.
Tempest: it takes an advanced sense of humour. i don’t expect everybody to understand.
Roman: i’m not superstitious, i’m just stitious.
Metias: sometimes i’ll start a sentence and i don’t even know where it’s going. i just hope i find it along the way.
Ziggy: *takes some asprin* I don’t have a headache, i’m just preparing.
Xander: when someone smiles at me, all i see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
