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eddie: you know you’ve made it when you see your picture up everywhere you go!

hadley: eddie… those are wanted posters.

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charlie: oh hey— i like your top!

sam: thanks. her name is rowena.

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marc: has anyone seen my wife?

??: what does she look like?

marc, almost in tears: the most beautiful warrior i’ve ever seen.

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Clint: My kink is when someone genuinely cares about my emotions and puts me first.

Natasha: Completely unrealistic— settle for bondage like the rest of us.

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Clint: You’re cute when you’re angry.

Natasha: Then i’m about to get really fucking adorable.

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bruce wayne: get in here! sit down. I want to talk about what happened yesterday

jason todd: whats yesterday?

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metias: has anyone seen my wife?

??: what does she look like?

metias, holding back tears: the most beautiful warrior i’ve ever seen

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bruce wayne, shaking dick grayson by the shoulders: some adults find you incredibly attractive and they may just have to kill you over it.

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Gen: what should i do?

Archimedes: oh...this is where I give you advice and pretend you're going to listen to it. i like this part.

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Arch: putting on sunscreen

Magnus: haha fuckin pussy

Arch: you think you’re stronger than the sun?

Arch: the fucking SUN?

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[skipping stones at a pond]

Genevieve: it’s a beautiful evening

Kaz, whispering: take that you fucking pond.

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Genevieve: arch can you even see anything? where are your glasses?

Archimedes: stopped wearing them.

Genevieve: why?

Archimedes: i don’t care what’s happening anymore.

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Archimedes, points to Magnus’ suit: What color is this?

Dmitri: Grey.

Gen: Definitely grey.

Archimedes, to Magnus: Now tell them what you think it is.

Magnus, sighing: Dark white...

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Archimedes: are we going to talk about the mass email you sent to the entire capitol?

Genevieve: it was a critical update.

Archimedes: it just says, “i’m back on my bullshit.”

Genevieve: they deserve to know.

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Clint: I’m not overly emotional!

Nat: You were just crying over dragons!

Clint, tearing up: But Nat they can’t blow out their birthday candles.

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Natasha: You don’t need alcohol to have fun.

Clint: You also don't need a car to get places but it certainly fucking helps.

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Interviewer [to Clint]: How does it feel being with someone so wildly out of your league?

Clint: I—

Natasha, grabbing the mic: It feels amazing. Fantastic. Still don't know how I did it.