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Xavier: Y/N, Did you not go home last night?
Y/N: Wow, how did you know?
Xavier: I saw a flier by your door last night, and this morning I saw it was still there.
Y/N: Oh... Did you need me?
Xavier: No, I was just passing by.
Xavier: The elevator broke down last night, so I used the stairs.
Y/N: My apartment isn't by the stairs though...
Xavier: ...I pass by while taking a detour.
Y/N: All right, tell me! What did you need me for?
Xavier: I'm unaccustomed to not hearing you go downstairs for the past two days.
Y/N: If you say it like that... I'll have to assume you miss me.
Xavier: What about you? You didn't come back last night, right? Something happened?
Y/N: Sight... The only explanation there ever will be is that I had a mission.
Y/N: Yeah, so can you remove the flier for me? I heard some burglars mark their targets using one.
Xavier: I removed it when I saw it earlier.
Y/N: Looks like you know a thing or two about safety.
Xavier: Smoked salmon, hamburger, lobster tail, mashed potatoes...
Y/N: Are you ordering food?
Xavier: I'm reading the flier.
Xavier: A new restaurant opened nearby. it looks pretty good.
Y/N: I haven't eaten anything since lunch yesterday! Please don't torture me like this.
Xavier: Grilled chicken, steak and fries, tuna tartare...
Y/N: Please stop. I'm begging you...
Xavier: Where are you right now?
Y/N: In the suburbs, a place with a surprising amount of Wanderers. I don't know how long it'll take before I'm done...
Y/N: You have too much faith in me!
Xavier: If I go find you now, it'll only take fifteen minutes.
Xavier: And about an hour later, we'll be able to eat at this restaurant.
Y/N: Why are you suddenly so motivated...?
Xavier: ...I'm just passing by.
Y/N: Fine, you're just passing by.
