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[fuckyeahrtfanfic]

AH No Romance 1 AH No Romance 2

AH OT6 [Ray]

Local Gods by oct1en3one

Summary: This is Los Santos, the city of dreams and fuck-ups, nothing is ever as it seems, so the Fake AH Crew sits in anonymity on the beach, waiting for their dead to wake up. [NC17]

WC: 26,177

T: Character Death, Gore

[Tags: Angst, AU (GTA), Supernatural, Violence]

Tats (With Arah and Dragonastra’s help! Thank you lovelies ♥ )

[aplaceforrtprompts]

Treremy: “You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”

“God. I knew this was an awful idea. I shouldn’t have posted anything. Look at these comments,” Jeremy ran his hand across his now bald head. When Trevor cut a little too close the other night he decided, fuck it, it was time to lose the hair. Now he was doubting his choose after the fans.

“Shut up. You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen,” Trevor said not even looking up from his laptop.

Jeremy just stared at his boyfriend, “Easy for you to say, pretty boy. You don’t look like a sack of potatoes.”

“Neither do you,” Trevor shut his computer and pulled his boyfriend into his lap, kissing him slowly. “Now come here and let me ravish you until you feel the way I do about you.”

[textsfromthefahc]

Just a quick question and I apologize if this has been asked before, but are they immortal? Oh! And what are the genders and sexualities of each character if they've changed in some way from OG FAHC, including the characters that are being auditioned for rn, if you guys have been thinking about changing it or something. Sorry I'm trying to get a grasp of the characters so I don't keep mixing them up with other blogs I've seen and as a reference of sorts for the auditions. Thank you in advance!

No problem!

We like to leave things open for interpretation for the audience - like they can pick and choose if the gen chats happen in the same universe as shippy sundays, whether all shippy sundays happen in the same ‘verse… the same goes for sexualities.

Some of us have personal headcanons (@armadil-lauren sees Michael as bi, @doctorzieglerwrites likes Ray as demi), but that’s not the official canon for the Text Crew and may be interpreted by the readers as they prefer :)

The important rundown is:

the crew is mortal

there’s no confirmed supernatural elements in the ‘verse

female pronouns for Jack, Lindsay and Mica

male pronouns for the rest

everyone is implied to be cis with the exception of Jack, though we have no chats confirming/tackling that at this point

We try to keep the blog generally light-hearted, so while we have the occassional angst chats (Gavin’s insecurities re: Michael in the Valentines chats for example), we don’t usually tackle major issues like addiction, death or politics. If we do, those are exception to the rules we discussed prior to creating the chat.

Also, the most important rule of all:

The shopping list shall reign supreme.

- Mod M

[trevorcollins-appreciation-squad]

But heeeeeeeeeey, how's it goiiiiiingggg?????

It’s gooooiiingggg uhh well.

[ask-eevee-experiment]

"a few other youtubers/people who sometimes work with/have worked with RT will make appearances here, too." DOES THAT MEAN LANNAN COULD MAKE AN APPEARANCE????

possibly! I won’t make any promises for specific people. Lannan is a bit of a recent addition(for lack of a better term) and I’m not wholly familiar with his own work, but with a story like this the possibilities are numerous for inclusion!

-The Author

[aplaceforrtprompts]

Hurt/Comfort Miles/Kyle: “I’m better when I’m with you.”

Miles gave a heavy sigh as he placed his forehead on the door of the bedroom. He knew Kyle was on the other side, most likely curled up, watching something on his laptop trying to ignore the fact his boyfriend had put him on the back burner the past few weeks.

Miles didn’t mean to. He never meant to. Sometimes he just got so caught up in work that he forgot he had a life. It wasn’t until he went to record with Kyle and Kyle didn’t show up that it hit him.

He was trying to think up of excuses but none of them felt right. Finally, he just pushed the door open. Kyle didn’t even pick his head up. Miles climbed into bed next to him and pressed kisses along the back of his neck.

“Stop it,” Kyle giggled, “I’m supposed to be mad at you.”

“You should be. I’m just here to say I’m sorry and I’m better when I’m with you and I have no idea why I let myself get so caught up I forget that,” Miles admitted.

Kyle turned and looked at him, “You’re lucky you’re so cute. Otherwise, I wouldn’t forgive you so easily. I get it though. You have work.”

“I have you though,” Miles reminded before pressing a kiss to his boyfriend’s lips.

[aplaceforrtprompts]

Jeremy/Matt: “Shut up and kiss me.”

“Stupid. Stupid. Stupid,” Jeremy muttered to himself as he paced back and forth. “How can you be so dumb?”

“I don’t know. I thought it was kind of cute,” Matt interrupted, leaning against the doorframe to the small office Jeremy had shut himself in.

Jeremy jumped at his friend’s voice and looked at him wide eyed. “You know, I didn’t mean what I said. Well, I did but not like in a you’re hella fine, I want to date you way. More like you’re hella fine and my best friend sort of way,” Jeremy knew his babbling was bullshit but he had tucked away his feelings for so long he’d try anything to keep them a secret still.

Matt just smiled and shook his head as he walked closer to Jeremy. He took the collar of the shorter male’s shirt in his hands, “Shut up and kiss me.” He leaned down planting his lips on Jeremy’s.

And for the first time since he realized he had feelings for Matt, Jeremy actually relaxed and did what he was told.

[aplaceforrtprompts]

Yooooooo, the first two parts were great, why not a third one???? Stream Team FAHC AU Part 3: The Angstening!

Check out part one here! and part two here!

Word Count: 861

“Jeremy! Come on, Jeremy! Stay with me! You can’t go out. Not now. Not after everything,” Trevor begged as he dragged him into the penthouse.

“What happened?!” Jack shouted, springing to action. Grabbing the nearest medical supplies.

“We had a run in with Fakehaus,” Trevor explained, quickly practically tripping over his words. “We were almost out of there. Elyse got him in the shoulder. It went right through. I thought it’d be okay but he’s losing a lot of blood and almost passed out twice.”

“I’m fine,” Jeremy tried to wave them off but he couldn’t quiet keep his eyes open.

“No. You’re not. You’re gonna be though,” Trevor took his hand, squeezing softly.

“Matt, can you go grab the medical bag out of the main hall closet?” Jack asked.

“Matt!” Jeremy sprang up, eyes darting around the room wildly as he ignored the sharp pain in his chest. As soon as his eyes landed on the other they narrowed and Matt actually turned a shade whiter from the pure fear of what Jeremy was planning for him. “You traitor! I’m going to kill you!”

Jack placed a hand on Jeremy’s chest and shoved him down roughly, “You can kill him later. Let’s fix you up first.”

“He’s a traitor,” Jeremy repeated though he was losing gusto big time.

“No. He’s not,” Trevor argued.

“He is. He wanted me to shoot you,” Jeremy argued, eyes slipping shut.

Trevor didn’t have a chance to reply. All Jeremy heard was the panicked plea for Jack to do something as he slipped into darkness.

When Jeremy woke up he recognized his bedroom. He couldn’t quite remember everything but as he saw Trevor sleeping next to him, curled up tight, everything came flooding back.

Jeremy didn’t want to wake his boyfriend so he opted for a kiss on the forehead. Even with his gentle touch, Trevor still stirred. When he blinked and saw Jeremy looking back, his eyes shot open. Trevor clung tighter and kissed Jeremy several times. Jeremy kissed back in-between only what could be considered a fit of giggles.

“Hey there,” Jeremy laughed.

“Hey there? Hey there! You scared me half to death. I think my hair is even whiter than before!” Trevor shouted.

Jeremy let out a chuckle, “We made it though.”

“We did,” Trevor smiled back and kissed Jeremy again.

There was a knock on the door. Jeremy looked over curiously while Trevor called, “Come in!”

Trevor tightened his grip on his boyfriend as he knew who was on the other side of the door. Jeremy was about to shoot Trevor a confused look when he saw the bright red tips.

“YOU SON OF A BITCH!”Jeremy made a lunge for Matt but Trevor was holding on tight. Jeremy turned to him, “LET GO! I NEED TO KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER!”

Matt held up his hands, “Listen, man-”

“DON’T YOU LISTEN MAN ME!” Jeremy managed to wiggle out of Trevor’s grip but fell to the floor in the struggle. As he stood Trevor leapt onto Jeremy’s back. “LET GO! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ASSHOLE DID?!”

“Yes!” Trevor shouted back, clinging on for dear life.

Jeremy froze, “What?”

Seeing Jeremy’s hesitation, Trevor slowly slid off and Matt finally dropped his hands.

“I know. Geoff hired him to be an informant for several years. Fakehaus made him an offer and we told him to take it to slip them false information. They hired you then and sent Matt with you to keep an eye on Geoff then me,” Trevor went on to explain. “Matt told me they put a hit on me and you had to pull the trigger. We figured we’d let it play out. See who’s side you were really on. Matt played up his part to see if you could be pushed. Scared me to death though when you told me you loved me, luckily I switched our guns before so either of us would be safe.”

Trevor and Matt watched Jeremy carefully who just looked like a deer in headlights, looking between the two.

“You- you tricked me?” Jeremy’s eyebrows scrunched together.

Trevor nodded softly, “We get it if you don’t want to be a part of the crew any longer.”

“You’re not with Fakehaus?” the question was directed at Matt.

“Inside man from day one, always a part of the crew,” Matt confirmed.

“You assholes,” Jeremy looked between the two of them.

“Excuse me?” Trevor looked over at Matt confused. Matt just shrugged.

“I was going to kill myself so you could live! I thought you were going to die!” Jeremy shouted.

“We were never going to let you die. Even if you were apart of the Fakehaus we were just going to let you go. Neither of us had the stomach to kill you. We love you,” Trevor told him softly. Matt nodded in agreement.

Jeremy just started at the two of them, “You’re lucky I love you too. Fuckin’ assholes.” Jeremy grabbed Trevor and Matt pulling them into a hug. “We good now. All a part of the crew?”

The other two laughed. Trevor agreed, “All a part of the crew.”

“Welcome, aboard,” Matt joked.