#xd lmao

[magicvicky2]

That one banter on the war table…Leliana doesn’t comment on it but I know in my heart she was putting that nonchalant spymaster facade on hard to pretend she didn’t want to even take a peek

[taxi-davis]

Back in 1995, a man named McArthur Wheeler robbed two banks in Pittsburgh on the same day in broad daylight. What surprised the cops was, the culprit entered the banks and robbed them at gunpoint without any disguise. The security cameras had captured crystal clear images of his face.

Because lemon juice can be used as invisible ink, Wheeler (wrongly) assumed that putting it on his face would make him invisible to the bank's security cameras. He was caught later that day.

When cops showed up on his doorstep, the only thing he could say was

“...but I wore the juice.”

[shisui-uchiha-ravenheart]

"Wrong number"

(go wild on this one XD)

Mod: Shisui - kun I think I got into trouble...

Shisui:"what you mean you think? the hell did you do?"

Mod:"Well I was exchanging some pictures with Kagami and..?

Shisui:"I told you to stop flirting with my father. wait you two are on first names already?"

Mod:"Oh please Shisui wil you listen and shut up just for a minute?"

-Shisui frownded getting more and more upset-

Mod:"Kagami wanted to see pictures I took by the sea, and you know I did that multiselect and.....>//////<

Shisui:"No...no YOU SENT NUDE PICTURES TO MY FATHER!!!!! ARE YOU CRAZY???

Mod:"I didn't want to you moron, I did it by accident. He said that, the pictures were ...well very interesting, so he will come over to see them better"

Shisui:"I don't need this in my life...you are on your own I am leaving. You wanted Kagami you got him"

-Ring ring goes the doorbell.-

(okay this is what I came up with -if he see my nudes I want his too so you better draw them >//////<)

[starrysupercell]

Does he feel safe??? ❤🐂 okay I usually really dont like pompadour cuts, but I love how r o u n d Bull has it here. God I love this. I can practically hear the rustling leaves as he's looking around.

Also I honestly thought

🎶 Somebody, come get 'im! He's dancing like a stripper~! 🎶

For someone who's so alert, he sure missed a whole well-dressed old gay vampire prowling about, huh? It makes sense. Crows aren't nocturnal... I think?

Excuse me, guys! Has anyone ever stolen this trophy before?

Retropolis Gang: No, not as long as we're around! >;)

Mortis:

One last thing, I like how Bibi is just like. "Best defense is LOOKING offensive. Let's go."

[hardpee]

poo shit

[steel-and-fire]

Caitlyn looks at Mordekaiser while wearing cat ears and a tail. "Nyan~?"

"I-....." He looks a little confused, and crosses his arms as he takes a better look at the sheriff.

"...what the hell, who am i to judge." Eneryone needs to get the stress out somehow.

[air-head-meimei]

Do u liek mac-a-ron n chezz? :0

I usually dun eat much xD

But if I can have fast food, spicy food and sweet food instead of le main meal I would luv to eat them till I can’t have any of them or till I throw out xDDD

Through this answer can you guess do I like cheese and macaron :DDD

*EVIL LAUGH *

[ask-mikazuki-blog]

Nice brown tea you got there-asknamazuo

And buy me a new teapot.