SEE 'ERE THO, GIT, IF DA NOBZ AR' GITZ DA BOYZ AIN'T GUNNA LISTEN TO'EM. AND IF DA WARBOSS IS A GIT MAKIN GIT ROOLES, DA NOBZ AIN'T GUNNA MAKE DA BOYZ FOLLOW'EM, SEE HEREZ WE ALL GUNNA KRUMP'EM!! AND IF YOUZ WHO FOLLOW DA 'LECKS IMPEEREEALIS' DON'T DO DA THEN YOUZ A BUNCH OF SCHTOOPID GITZ.
They called me crazy for taking Ork as an elective in the Schola, but here we are.
LISTEN UP, YOO GIT! DA NOBZ GOT DA BIG SHOOTAS, BIGGA DAN DA BOIZ'Z SHOOTAS! WE'Z ALSO GOT DA BIGGEST AND MEANEST AND SHOOTIEST BOSS IN ALL DA GALAXY, AND DAT'Z DA TROOF! DA Lex Imperialis GOT DA BIGGEST AND BESTEST BOYZ AND NOBZ TA MAKE DA BOYZ LISTEN. IF YOU'Z NOT LISSENIN, DEN YOU'Z GETTIN KRUMPED! YOU GET DAT?
If you have any further questions, please feel free to ask. I do not expect a greenskin to understand, but such is the nature of the orks.
<This communication has been reported to the Ordo Xenos>








