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Tim: DO YOU THINK I AM SO UNCIVILIZED I DO NOT KNOW THE WORKS OF...UH...OF-

Skye: Charles Dickens?

Tim: THAT MAN

I have three successes! I'm allowed to read their Wookiepedia page.

Gate 2022

Is Jesus a Boobs or Ass man?

Howly: I guess the least sinful option of the two would be ass?

Niv: Wouldn't the least sinful be that he's asexual?

Howly: Niv you look at me and say that you don't have a documented history of honking people's asses in this server.

Niv: Okay but you should know that 90% of that is for humor.

Howly: ...and the other 10%???

Niv: Shit-

You don't need pants when you can teleport.

Gate 2021

...as you pass the troll a can of Brisk Iced Tea...

Gate 2021

Niv: And because I hate the Middle Ground, I'll send this to them as well...

Niv: I don't actually hate the Middle Ground, just-

Howly: Nah nah, those little shits had it coming.

When in doubt, tiddy out.

Niv 2021

Nase: Huh, limited event

Howly: Yep, nice cozy reading event

Nase: Oh I didn't read

Howly:

Howly: N-Nase, it's nothing but reading

Nase: Well I didn't read-

Howly: How could you not read?!

Nase: They gave me a button called skip!

Howly: Nase it's a mystery event!

Nase: I'm speedrunning the mystery!

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